The Whining and Bitching Thread

[The Butt]

Planning any terrorism towards his arse since you're leaving soon and all?

I'm not sure. Might just leave stacks of job postings at his door the day I move out.

Might also continue to harass the supers about it until then. If he does it enough times they will threaten him with eviction, and at this point it would please me immensely to make his life in this building as uncomfortable as he has made mine.

 

[CiG]

I'm not sure. Might just leave stacks of job postings at his door the day I move out.

Gay phonesex hotlines etc.

 

[The Butt]

Gay phonesex hotlines etc.

Fuck, that's golden. I should sign him up for newsletters in the mail to that effect as well.

 

[CiG]

Fuck, that's golden. I should sign him up for newsletters in the mail to that effect as well.

Oh man. Fucking do it. Sign him up to all kinds of weird shit.

 

[EternalMetal]

I grew up on farms, worked on farms and had chicken pens in my suburban homes, there are definitely taste differences with eggs. Everybody knows what stress does to the quality of meat and it is the same for eggs, but mostly the flavour difference depends on what the chickens eat. Even changes the colour of the shell and yolk at times.

We used to have chickens and feed them flax seeds, cranberries, and a supplement everyday, and the eggs tasted amazing. After a weasel got into our pen and just sport-killed all of our chickens in less than a week, I have barely even eaten eggs anymore, it just isnt the same even if I buy the organic ones.

 

[rms]

It's all psychological you hippies

 

[Omni]

It's all psychological you hippies

If you actually think that, it's clear that your sense of taste isn't very functional.

 

[rms]

Look at this source from seriouseats.com !!!

http://www.seriouseats.com/2010/08/...mega-3s-grocery-store-brand-the-food-lab.html

Where flavor is concerned, it doesn't matter if the eggs are organic, cage free, or from a cage battery.

When the eggs turned green...

This time, most people could not taste any difference in the eggs. Those who didtaste a difference picked a totally different batch of eggs—this time, there was no clear winner, and no discernible trends based on how the eggs were produced or levels of omega-3's.

Did Malign or Dodens tell you that hippie eggs taste better?

 

[CiG]

I fucking hate hippies, but I trust my taste buds and experience. It's hard to mistake the overwhelming taste of onion in your chicken's eggs for anything else, especially when you know you've been feeding them a lot of onion.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Did Malign or Dodens tell you that hippie eggs taste better?

OH SHIT.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Congratu-fucking-lations to everyone who gets up early enough to cook some "eggs" the "right way" before work in the morning. I deal with my microwaved burritos just fine, thanks.

The convenience of microwaves far outweighs any minor taste differences IMO.

 

[Baroque]

Microwave popcorn is so nasty. Fake weird butter leaves a metallic taste in the mouth. Stove top popcorn with real butter every time.

I use the microwave to reheat leftovers though.

 

[rms]

I fucking hate hippies, but I trust my taste buds and experience. It's hard to mistake the overwhelming taste of onion in your chicken's eggs for anything else, especially when you know you've been feeding them a lot of onion.

Why don't you put onions on your eggs like normal people instead of ruining your chickens sex lives with that stank breath?

 

[Onder]

Why don't you put onions on your eggs like normal people instead of ruining your chickens sex lives with that stank breath?

Interesting.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why don't you put onions on your eggs like normal people instead of ruining your chickens sex lives with that stank breath?

This made me chuckle

 

[Dak]

http://www.amazon.com/West-Bend-82306-6-Quart-Electric/dp/B00004RC6R/

Best way to do popcorn.

 

[Omni]

Did Malign or Dodens tell you that hippie eggs taste better?

Nope. I've never discussed eggs with anyone on the internet prior to this discussion. I'm sorry that you have a poor sense of taste. It's not your fault though since the ability to perceive certain flavor differences is often a genetic difference.

 

[Vilden]

Why buy a fucking popcorn maker when you can just pop them in a normal pot, how hard can it be? On pair with buying premade pancake batter.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

http://www.amazon.com/West-Bend-82306-6-Quart-Electric/dp/B00004RC6R/

Best way to do popcorn.

That uses electricity to pop the corn--enjoy cancer and impotence. Open fires are the safest bet, but the fumes put dangerous carbon into it. I eat my popcorn raw. I only eat corn fertilized with dead fish, like the Indians, that have also been fed onions. MonSATAN corn causes autism

 

[Dak]

Why buy a fucking popcorn maker when you can just pop them in a normal pot, how hard can it be? On pair with buying premade pancake batter.

Because it's fun and easy. You put the oil and kernels in, get to watch it pop full, then flip into the lid and you're good to go.

That uses electricity to pop the corn--enjoy cancer and impotence. Open fires are the safest bet, but the fumes put dangerous carbon into it. I eat my popcorn raw. I only eat corn fertilized with dead fish, like the Indians, that have also been fed onions. MonSATAN corn causes autism

<3 u too bruh