Carpe Mortem
Benevolently Batshit
- Aug 21, 2013
 
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I don't want to be at work right now, and I'm too old and domesticated to go to my friend's birthday blowout afterwards.
Also my expensive pet reptile isn't growing enormous fast enough.
And I don't have a maid to clean shit for me.
Life is total shit, wall to wall.
				
			Also my expensive pet reptile isn't growing enormous fast enough.
And I don't have a maid to clean shit for me.
Life is total shit, wall to wall.