SentinelSlain
Suck my joined date.
- Nov 21, 2007
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Florida and Cali are both vastly overrated places based on a few strips of beach, but I'll take desert over swamp any day.
Just bought a pool and after much sweating and groaning and setting it up, it's now pouring rain. /firstworldproblems
Mitch Hedberg said:I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool, it was 30 seconds long. Because that's the maximum amount of time you can picture yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actor would say "The water is only up to here? What do I do now? Throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet?"
I can't really afford that. I work but I'm buying stuff all the time because I don't have a lot of stuff I really need yet. Also, I don't like the aesthetic of now.
I can't really afford that. I work but I'm buying stuff all the time because I don't have a lot of stuff I really need yet. Also, I don't like the aesthetic of now.
Do you like "now"?
I've got another fucking canker sore right on my bottom lip in the middle. Woke up with it yesterday. Fucking blows and ruins my whole day. I get these way too often.