the "why am I at work" thread

I am here because I am on call and some dumbass that watches our IDS' thought it be a good idea to have me come in for absolutly no reason.... I am leaving in a few minutes...
 
the job is actually better here, because the pay would be average in the US but is well above average here.

Plus, if I really feel like working, I can usually finish everything I have to do in two to three hours.

Yesterday I worked from home and drank 9 beers and had friends over while I was translating.