The WORST cd you've ever heard

[The Butt]

Yes, Load was crap compared to older metallica. But it is a good Hard rock album, and you probably dont like it because it doesnt stack up.

Not true. I actually sorta like St. Anger, even compared to the early stuff.

I just don't like Load/Reload.

 

[The Ozzman]

How can people like St. Anger but not like Load/Reload?

That makes no sense at all.

 

[Woolie Wool]

It's fucking black metal. It isn't supposed to be easily readable.

Emperor has the best logo in all of black metal and a fucking dyslexic could read it.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

the worst that i've heard was Tuonela from Amorphis

The worst album you've ever heard in your entire life??? :Smug: :Smug: :Smug:

As for "Obscura", I've listened to it plenty. It's not my thing, but I'm also not technically a metalhead, so be it, whatev, I don't care. "Considered Dead" is quite a bit better though. I don't really care about influence when looking for music I like, I just want something I can enjoy listening to.

 

[forbidden fruit]

each to their own... but I was once subjected to an album by a band called Suffrajett, fucking TERRIBLE. My girl decided to commandeer my CD player on a long trip to a show... and normally she has an excellent taste...but let me tell you, these guys SUCK...

One girl, one guy... the girl can't sing, the guy can barely hold a beat together and they just won't STOP with the unstoppable fella hating! I mean sure, it has it's place; each to their own etc... but FUCK You would have thought the guy would have had the stones to fucking turn round and said "hey, listen... do you have to call out guys ALL THE FUCKING TIME? We're not all assholes... can't you write some lyrics about, i dunno; skinning up and falling asleep to rush or something? Have you ever considered men don't reach your expecations regually because... maybe you're a total bitch???"

he never did. 12 tracks or so worth of 'YOUR NOTHING TO ME, YOU DON'T LISTEN, and I DON'T LIKE YOUR FRIENDS, THEY'RE A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU, YOU WE'RE DIFFERENT WHEN I MET YOU, DO YOU HAVE TO DRINK EVERYTIME YOU GO OUT? WHO WAS SHE, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER LIKE THAT... WHAT? YOU THINK I DON'T SEE YOU LOOKING AT HER? SLOW DOWN, YOUR'RE DOING 40 IN A 30 ETC ETC' a number of semitones out each time.

the WORST car journey ever.


/rant.

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
That's some funny shit!! Was track 4 called "Toilet Seat Thru My Heart (In The Upright Position)"?

Worst album = Opus One by Tscabeze. It's just so.... can't describe... I gotta lie down.

Was also once given a CD by some local dude who kept telling us he was a stand up comic... played said CD, & to our horror it was him making 'observations' which weren't even remotely amusing, followed by canned laughter he'd obviously taped via built in mic on a shitty tape deck from an equally unamusing sitcom.

It actually scared the shit out of me.

 

[The Butt]

How can people like St. Anger but not like Load/Reload?

That makes no sense at all.

St. Anger doesn't sound like redneck country to me?

 

[Orkestra]

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
That's some funny shit!! Was track 4 called "Toilet Seat Thru My Heart (In The Upright Position)"?
.

yeah man, you know it

 

[Vitor]

The worst album you've ever heard in your entire life??? :Smug: :Smug: :Smug:

As for "Obscura", I've listened to it plenty. It's not my thing, but I'm also not technically a metalhead, so be it, whatev, I don't care. "Considered Dead" is quite a bit better though. I don't really care about influence when looking for music I like, I just want something I can enjoy listening to.

i don't remember another stuff. Maybe something from Tool or Deftones.

 

[Hypnos]

Ok hold the fucking phone. What's your beef with Radiohead?

the problem with Radiohead is, there's some good music spoiled by Yorke's whiny vocals. they should make instrumental songs...

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

i don't remember another stuff. Maybe something from Tool or Deftones.

LOL Deftones are DEFINITELY worse, no matter who you are.

As for "Tounela", it's kinda catchy there in the beginning, so I could easily see how a metalhead would say it was the worst album ever made.

As for Radiohead, I actually quite like a good bit of "OK Computer"; but I thought "In Rainbows" was horrendous. I take back what I said about Gorguts's "Obscura"... "In Rainbows" is the worst album I've heard in the past 2 months

 

[Vegard Pompey]

the worst that i've heard was Tuonela from Amorphis

You must be kidding me... While I understand that some don't like that album, I fail to see how they could hate it that much.

I think it's an alright album. The Way and Summer's End are brilliant songs, the rest just doesn't catch my attention.

 

[Gold]

waking the cadavers new cd is the worst ever actually. god that band really went to shit. (and they were already shitty anyway)

 

[Vitor]

ok, ok. Tuonela isn't the worst anymore. The worst cd that i've heard is...

From behind the light, from Wallachia.

JC!!! that stuff is very bad

should have a logo like that in the cover art

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

waking the cadavers new cd is the worst ever actually. god that band really went to shit. (and they were already shitty anyway)

What? Absolutely not...it's actually pretty decent slam.

 

[panzerfaust666]

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local band, this is the worst shit i have ever heard

 

[Lord Kur]

speaking of dio, "...and out comes the wolves" was a pretty huge abomination

 

[Slayed Necros]

The worst cd that i've heard is...

From behind the light, from Wallachia.

JC!!! that stuff is very bad

Wallachia rules, fag.

 

[Belligerent]

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local band, this is the worst shit i have ever heard

uke: That bitch is awful.

 

[Vitor]

Wallachia rules, fag.

are you kidding me???

 

[Mudvain_for_life]

worst c.d i ever listend to metal wise would either be "the crusade" by trivium or genisis by job for a cowboy i love j4ac but that album wasnt what i expected from them