The You Suck Thread

[KoichCPA]

You will find Pierce Hamilton III somewhere in England, I reckon.

 

[hyena]

but what happened with dirk? we have ascertained by means of this thread what didn't happen, but still i want to know the score.

 

[KoichCPA]

What happened is, Li fell pregnant to a demon and is now bearing the child which will become the Anti-christ.

 

[Human Desert]

Josh > Dirk

 

[Caelestia]

indeed there was no sucking of any kind, except for thursday's date. pity there was nothing sexual about that he invited me to his house saturday night but i declined, even though i do want to get in his tailored and pressed trousers.

gah, i hope he doesn't surf the internet, googling his name.

 

[KoichCPA]

http://www.google.com/search?q=dirk&sourceid=opera&num=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

 

[Human Desert]

How can someone's name seriously be Dirk? :s That's even worse than my name.

 

[Caelestia]

it's Dutch. and Scottish or something. he's part Scottish.

yeah having sex with him would be so incredibly porno-like (fake orgasms and all perhaps?) :Spin:

 

[KoichCPA]

Dirk is the name of every sleazy 70's porno cop all over the world.

 

[hyena]

why would you need to fake the orgasms?

 

[Caelestia]

Oh stop. That's giving me ideas. He did say he likes "to dress up."

 

[hyena]

uh, wow. you can have his neatly pressed trousers and he can have your bright yellow summer dresses. you'd better off with me for sure.

 

[rahvin]

Dirk's an Aries too. He says they're all bastards till I mentioned my mum's an Aries.

that's when a true bastard would have started having fun.

 

[hyena]

welcome back to our warm embrace, o little one. while you were away, i conquered the world, and i'm now trying to win li's heart as well. want to help?

 

[rahvin]

i'm never that far. and no, i'm not helping you win li's heart because it's pretty obvious i want li for myself, hence the lack of congratulations for her dates, of the more or less fruity kind. but, alas, she never takes me seriously.

 

[Caelestia]

hehe, you jokers. and what kind of fun did you mean, rahvin? i'm too shy to bring up sex.

 

[hyena]

is there any way i can talk to you in the near future? i miss the sound of your voice.

 

[rahvin]

hehe, you jokers. and what kind of fun did you mean, rahvin? i'm too shy to bring up sex.

i meant bashing your ma, or something. i won't bring up sex either, but see: you never take me seriously. hyena should come to my aid now.

 

[Human Desert]

Hyena, i'm sorry but Li is mine <3 You can join us though

Li, let's kill our period

 

[rahvin]

is there any way i can talk to you in the near future? i miss the sound of your voice.

hoping you meant me, definitely yes. you can call me at any point tonight, or tomorrow.