The You Suck Thread

[La Rocque]

I've always wondered about sucking - it is better to give or receive ?

 

[rahvin]

@idari: die.

@larocque: to give, at least for me. the real pleasure is in making the other part happy and excited, otherwise there's no point.

 

[Human Desert]

@ rahvin: Well, feel free to kill me in a few days What day are you coming to Helsinki btw? I'll be in helsinki before tuska

 

[Caelestia]

@La Rocque: To give! I agree with rahvin wholeheartedly. It will sound cliched but it's true that his pleasure gives me pleasure

 

[hyena]

@li, santtu: well, novelty is always good. so let's say yes to this daring threesome you propose. i'm not sure about rahve's participation tho, winamp just brought up "the book of heavy metal" and that's a song that he downloaded for me. i don't think that people who do such things should be allowed to take part in any pleasure (i was about to say "celestial pleasure", then i caught myself).

@rahve: can you come on icq for maybe ten minutes? i've got a wonderful something to send you, and we can talk for a few moments. i know, i know, i won't be hearing your voice, but still.

edit: @the noble individuals of both genders (no, not each of them): can i have sex with all of you? i'm more of a take, take, take character. not that i can't surprise my partners, mind you.

 

[Caelestia]

No one's having sex with me. No one, dammit. So I will accept your invitation. When's our big orgy?

 

[Human Desert]

I'm in!

 

[hyena]

hey, don't treat me as a last resort.

 

[Caelestia]

Never, milady.

*curtsies*

Does anyone else find it amusing that it's the women who are dominating this thread and subject?

 

[Human Desert]

Yes..And i also find it amusing that the thread was about people who suck, and we're discussing Li's sex life here

 

[Caelestia]

sex life? what sex life?! am i having sex without my knowledge?

 

[Human Desert]

Well non-sex life then But you might have one soon. Though only for a little while

 

[King Chaos]

this is the best thread ever.

you're all so naughty. I wont read it anymore .


Hirst. J. Chris Sucks! He's such a cock!

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

Jesus did it for the chicks.

 

[Caelestia]

talk about a wasted effort.

 

[Human Desert]

this is the best thread ever.

you're all so naughty. I wont read it anymore .


Hirst. J. Chris Sucks! He's such a cock!

Haha. "Omg best thread ever, all the girls being naughty" lol

 

[hyena]

@li: we're dominating the thread because of sheer sexism. if a guy dares to discuss oral sex, he's immediately pointed out as chauvinistic and evil. we, on the other hand, are just hot.

@gav: who is this trinity person that looks like me?

 

[Caelestia]

@hyena: so true! i tried to send you a message but it failed

*retreats to corner*

 

[King Chaos]

@Hyena: From da matrix. I think her real name is Carrie Anne Moss, or Carrie Anne Ross. She was in Memento aswell.

I dont have much to say about oral sex except I used to suck at it and now I'm pretty good. I also prefer giving it.

 

[Caelestia]

oooh, you're so asking for a pun, Gavnor.