The You Suck Thread

[King Chaos]

Let me see,....people who suck.....

My boss,
People who have screwed me over
People who steal
Liars
People who listen to disco
Black Metal Eliteist
Ravers
Anton Levy
The Chruch of Satan
Hardcore assholes

and last but not least,...ALL of my ex-girlfriends!!!!!

You forgot Rapists. I hate Rapists. I think if I saw a rapist I'd fly kick him in the face and then head stomp him on to a kirb.

@Kov: DUUUDDDE, you're totally gonne get some :hotjump:

 

[Kovenant84]

@King: HAhahahahaa... you sound so American

~Kov. (lol, and keep in mind we gave you all our relationship luck, so I don't see that happening. not that i seriously did anyway. although... gonna shut up now )

 

[AtTheGates2099]

This is true, rapists are scum.....especially female rapists, wait...nevermind....

 

[mousewings]

This thread makes me feel deprived. I don't suck or do anything. Rats, I occasionally wish I wasn't waiting until I get married. j/k

I'd break that promise for a few people though....

like hot metal guys....

j/k again

Let me see,....people who suck.....
Black Metal Eliteist


and last but not least,...ALL of my ex-girlfriends!!!!!

You life-loving trendy! Die by my sharp knives.

As for the second, I bet... and that you liked it.

 

[Caelestia]

you're waiting till marriage? that's awesome. i want to test-drive the goods before i make a commitment.

 

[AtTheGates2099]

This thread makes me feel deprived. I don't suck or do anything. Rats, I occasionally wish I wasn't waiting until I get married. j/k

I'd break that promise for a few people though....

like hot metal guys....

j/k again


You life-loving trendy! Die by my sharp knives.

As for the second, I bet... and that you liked it.

I love black metal.....raw and atmospheric. I hate those who live there lives by it, worship Euronymous, and think black metal is the ONLY type of music that exists. They nag on me for liking death metal and melodic metal, and they think they know it all. It's just another undergroud form of sheep followers that want to go out of there way to be more KVLT and GRIM than the person next to them, yet can't seem to enjoy the music for what it is.

As for the second.....you wouldn't know any of them, and if you did YOU too would hate there guts. There are, in fact, a lot of evil people in this world.

 

[Rusty]

Ewww, no (no offense Rus )

Don't worry, I stopped being offended by such things ages ago.

 

[Villain]

Concerning oral sex, this might be just my general inexperience towards all things sex or women related speaking, but am I the only one who thinks that there are huge differences in what the women like and want? I mean, when I was younger, I thought learning how to please women orally was something like learning how to ride a bicycle - once you get it, you will always know how to do it (not that I ever fully got it, mind you). However, to my very limited experience, it seems like while some women are indeed like bicycles (just continuing with the metaphor here, no pun intended), some others are motorcycles or helicopters and the rest are submarines - suddenly nothing of what you have learned before works anymore and you need to learn all new tricks in the middle of the act - if there's no advice coming from the woman at that point, it might take hours for the man to figure it all out by himself.

Now, do the women really have such different personal preferences for the "styles" of oral sex, or do I just suckp) at it? Does all the little of my oral sex experience come from some weirdos or what?

-Villain

 

[Human Desert]

Let me see,....people who suck.....

My boss,
People who have screwed me over
People who steal
Liars
People who listen to disco
Black Metal Eliteist
Ravers
Anton Levy
The Chruch of Satan
Hardcore assholes

and last but not least,...ALL of my ex-girlfriends!!!!!

Wow, an actual ON TOPIC post in this thread

@ Mousie: Ooh, waiting until marriage. I have to say you're missing out but that's an awesome decision! *appreciates you more now*

@ Villain: @ submarines and helicopters. But yeah, i guess it depends on the woman a bit. They might have different preferences..

 

[MagSec4]

i haven't sucked a single dick in the past 400 days.

I have

I think that is such an 'unladylike' thing to blurt out in that manner.
(with all due respect)

 

[Caelestia]

john, PM!!!! now!

 

[hyena]

@john: i know. i was being playful. wouldn't dream of discussing that in front of people in real life.

 

[Tranquillian]

So there ARE mildly interesting threads in this forum.

 

[Onyx]

I suck.

 

[hyena]

yeah, but the point is: who?

lithuania is at the center of many of my thoughts recently, believe it or not.

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

Why does everyone appreciate a person for waiting until marriage to have sex?

 

[Onyx]

hyena, how come?

TheFourthHorseman, I don't.

 

[Caelestia]

Does everyone? I respect their choice but that isn't necessarily mine.

 

[Rusty]

Why does everyone appreciate a person for waiting until marriage to have sex?

Ah, I'd written out a stonking great long post on this, but... meh. I'm with you about the marriage thing, but ideally I'd prefer there to be something deeper there than plain lust or drunken stupidity. *shrugs*

EDIT: Oh yeah, not that I'd condemn anyone who has sex without love.

EDIT: Oh frankly who cares what I think.

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

I do.

People shouldn't analyze my post out of proportions either. Guess I should've dropped the "everyone." I very much agree with Rusty.
You could've just posted your stonking great post though.