The You Suck Thread

[hyena]

@li: uh? how come? can you try again?

 

[Caelestia]

i don't know. i can't text many people. worked with rahvin though. i'll try again. just for you, baby. but after, i must head to bed.

 

[hyena]

rahvin gave you my cellphone number? nothing wrong with it, i just want to know where you got it from.

 

[Caelestia]

yes. it was meant to be a surprise

 

[Human Desert]

@li: we're dominating the thread because of sheer sexism. if a guy dares to discuss oral sex, he's immediately pointed out as chauvinistic and evil. we, on the other hand, are just hot.

We're not just hot, we're whores

@ Gav: How do you know you sucked? Your girlfriend said that?

 

[King Chaos]

@ santu: No, she just didnt fake an orgasm, and didn't come either. I had no Idea what to do the first couple of times so it was baisically wasted effort on my part but to any dude thinking he sucks at head my advice is to tell her you want to practice and you might need pointers. She just redirected me a tad and I can bring her off in a couple of mins now.

I'm sure you didnt need to know that.

 

[hyena]

well, i think that it's a great thing to be able to ask for directions without being embarassed. it's one of the clues to a successful sex life. most people are too afraid to do it, but methinks that you and your girlfriend got it right.

edit: @idari: but not at all! we're not whores. after all, we didn't mention getting money in exchange for oral sex. (i'm starting to think that this smiley should be replaced with one that's more explicit).

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

I have

Did it belong to a man named Russell? :Spin:

 

[Ethereal Sage]

I have underestimated the power of the word 'suck'.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Do not under estimate the power of the suck Luke.

I AM YOUR FATHER

[/old joke]

 

[Ethereal Sage]

I don't underestimate the power of teh suck, as I wish not to be sucked into this conversation

 

[Kovenant84]

I would just like to remind the happy threesome here that I have an apartment in a central location to you all, and if you catch me at the right time of week, I could be single too. . Ah yes, and I'm an aries as well.

Seriously though, I'd probably enjoy giving as much as recieving. I never really got a chance due to her phobia of her own system. It's kinda well founded, I guess. I won't go into details, but she swears something's not quite right - has to do with a surgery, and that organs might be a bit displaced, causing uncomfortable pushing and (what she says is) a nasty smell. I disagree on that last part, but she can't stand it, and so wouldn't let me try. I'd really love to try, though, seeing as people always comment on my tongue. As early as age 13 people remarked to me, "Dude, you're gonna make a girl very happy some day with that thing." Someone else remarked that its because I can touch my goatee and my nose with it (not simultaneously), but that also i can make it shaped like a spoon. Supposedly that makes things better. I have no idea, and I'm kinda rambling now, because I'm so goddamn bored out of my mind and pissed at things I can't understand. happy!!!

~kov.

 

[Rusty]

*reads thread, makes notes*

Did it belong to a man named Russell? :Spin:

My penis is and always has been completely free of saliva, unless I used to accidentally dribble on it when I was a baby or something. And that's not sexy at all.

 

[Caelestia]

This thread rules.

And Brendan, you can come over and put that tongue of yours to good use any time :Spin:

 

[rahvin]

sex life aside,

@idari: i'll be in tuska starting wednesday night. we can meet anytime, of course. did you manage to find any tickets?

 

[Qsilver]

How is it possible to be in Tuska already on wednesday night? I thought the festival started on friday
..unless you were speaking finglish and meant "in pain" but.. then i don't know what that has to do with meeting anyone..

Ok, serious now.
I'll arrive to Helsinki on thursday. I'm most likely gonna get keys to an appartment in central helsinki, so if someone needs a place for sleeping i may be able to help with that.

Edit: oh this wasn't the Tuska- thread....

 

[Kovenant84]

I should start looking into plane tickets, methinks

~kov.

 

[rahvin]

How is it possible to be in Tuska already on wednesday night? I thought the festival started on friday

you're right, people - me included - tend to confuse it with names like "wacken", that identify both the name of the festival and the name of the town it's held in.

 

[Human Desert]

well, i think that it's a great thing to be able to ask for directions without being embarassed. it's one of the clues to a successful sex life. most people are too afraid to do it, but methinks that you and your girlfriend got it right.

Yep, i agree. That's how it's supposed to be, that you can discuss things and tell each other what to do to make things better for both of you. Er..that sounded a bit odd

edit: @idari: but not at all! we're not whores. after all, we didn't mention getting money in exchange for oral sex. (i'm starting to think that this smiley should be replaced with one that's more explicit).

Did it belong to a man named Russell? :Spin:

Ewww, no (no offense Rus )

I would just like to remind the happy threesome here that I have an apartment in a central location to you all

Well, Li and i do want to come over, so just pay for our plane tickets ;p

@idari: i'll be in tuska starting wednesday night. we can meet anytime, of course. did you manage to find any tickets?

Oh, cool. Hmm, Lasse's coming here tomorrow and i might go back to helsinki with him on wednesday. Nope, haven't found tickets :'( :/

I should start looking into plane tickets, methinks

YES!!! :hotjump:

 

[AtTheGates2099]

Let me see,....people who suck.....

My boss,
People who have screwed me over
People who steal
Liars
People who listen to disco
Black Metal Eliteist
Ravers
Anton Levy
The Chruch of Satan
Hardcore assholes

and last but not least,...ALL of my ex-girlfriends!!!!!