They were definitely Giants!

[BARBARIAN]

Umut in the soul=>AHUOHOAUHOUAOHUAHUOHUOAHUOAHOAHUAHUO
HUOAHUOAOHUAHOHUAHUOAOHUAUOHAHUAHUOAHUOAHUOHUOAAHUO
HUOAHUOAHUOAHUOAHUOAHUOAHUOHUOAHUOAOHUAUHHAUOHUOA
HAOUHAOHAOUAHOUAAHOAHUOHUOAHUAHUOAHUOAHUOAHUOAHUOHUO
HAUOHOAUHUOAHUOAHUOAHUOAHUOHAUOHUOAHUOAHUOHAUOHUAO
AHUHUOAHUOAHUOAHUOAHOUHUOAHOAUHUOAHOAHUOAHUOHOUAH

Evrim the dick head=>That barby takes your **** and **** it through your ***...
Then I *** your **** and then I **** your *** through your****...
Even your mother cant stop me while I **** your *****...
Neither your father cant stop me when I *** your *****....
Although I can **** your little *** I do give it through your ****...

 

[mr. tokmak]

Ooooh then come to me my little Barbi

 

[Evilho]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO2OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[Evilho]

Originally posted by mr. tokmak
I know a guy called Umut Yanik.
He's a little bit historic.
His handball style is so comic

 

[Angelwitch]

 

[Evilho]

Thanks for this thread, Umut! And for the others too!

Umut Yanik, poet and madman

 

[BARBARIAN]

Ok ,time for my lovely song then..(this song is forbidden to evrim.. )

'' Come on baby,
Kiss me crazy...''

How was it?
I hope you liked it...

It took me neary 18 hours to make it...
And another one that iron inspired me...
ohmm...Here I go...tolerance my excitement...

''Hölö hölö höy höy ,höy höy höy...
Höllöre höy höy ,hölö hölö höy...
If somethinK comes the true man come on baby kiss me crazy
That's iron inte soul who makes me happy on the other side
Like it, like that here I go again on my own house keeper...
At least mine aus der turkie der spiel da hool gesehen...
(repeat after me)
Hölö hölö höy höy ,höy höy höy...
Höllöre höy höy ,hölö hölö höy...''


Ok ,it's a bit bad because I used the first song in the second one...
I can accept that...But I'm a barbarian..U can't expect more from me...

 

[mr. tokmak]

Don't give up working, my little Barbi
You'll be better

 

[IRoN]

Originally posted by BARBARIAN

''Hölö hölö höy höy ,höy höy höy...
Höllöre höy höy ,hölö hölö höy...
If somethinK comes the true man come on baby kiss me crazy
That's iron inte soul who makes me happy on the other side
Like it, like that here I go again on my own house keeper...
At least mine aus der turkie der spiel da hool gesehen...
(repeat after me)
Hölö hölö höy höy ,höy höy höy...
Höllöre höy höy ,hölö hölö höy...''

Baris, my mother came running from the kitchen and checked to see if I was OK, because I fell off the chair laughing at this poem. Well I'm still laughing and I owe you a counter-poem for this masterpiece.

PS for Evil: You're most welcome mate!

PS for Tcall: I'm stiiilll waaaiiittiiingg... (read the rime of the ancient tokmak???)

 

[Eclipse]

what is happening here

 

[mr. tokmak]

I'm a little boy.
And I have no toy.
And nothing to enjoy.
But I have lots of joy.
There're lots of things to destroy.
Today nobody came to employ.
I love the football of Leroy.
For this poet let's drink Troy.

 

[BARBARIAN]

Umut=>As I said before ,you inspired me to make that (thanx btw) masterpiece...
I thought myself and said that I 'must' make him fall from the chair from laughter...
I'm glad that I've been successful...And even I was dying from laughter while making it...

I'm waiting your counter poem dude...

 

[Eclipse]

ok, this is too much fun not to join in:


o-o-o-o-ooh o-oh I will never never bend nor kneel
to a country which has not invented yet the wheel

My ancestors crushed their fathers with swords of steel
you'll see o-o-o-o-o-oh, soon again, they'll kiss my heel

olé o-o-o-oh o-o-o-h, Istanbul o-o-oo-o-oo-
Land of peasants who live on a patatofield full of cows
olé o-o-o-oh o-o-o-h, Istanbul o-o-oo-o-oo-
man piss in their pants, woman scared from a mouse
olé o-o-o-oh o-o-o-h, Istanbul o-o-oo-o-oo-

Yeah, you'll see, Istanbul, less than a year is gonna pass
Before your insignificant bastards again will kiss my ass
a few months only before the final clash
Between Belgian Class and Turkish Trash

olé o-o-o-oh o-o-o-h, Istanbul o-o-oo-o-oo-
We Belgian warriors, we will take your wives
olé o-o-o-oh o-o-o-h, Istanbul o-o-oo-o-oo-
Oh Turkish pis, should we ever save your life?
olé o-o-o-oh o-o-o-h, Istanbul o-o-oo-o-oo-

 

[Angelwitch]

=>After reading Eclipse's poem!

*speakless*

 

[tcall]

I just had a laughing crisis :grin

You people are so funny

I'm afraid I'm struggling with mine!

 

[IRoN]

Hey I was just passing by and I happened to come across Clispy's poem. Hmm, I had to type another one of my rambling poems in return, therefore I apologize from my friend Barbara for keeping his counter-poem waiting

So Clipsy my friend, you joined the fun eh? Glad you did... though I think you'll be sorry you did

Here's my song for you... I'm still working on the tune, but I guess the lyrics are OK...



You need a miracle to stand against us Turks,
But you haven't even got a brain that works!
You haven't got the brains, neither the muscles,
You've only got a dirthole you call Brussels...

Dear Clipsy, Turks kick Belgian ass for fun,
As simple as the fact that two is greater than one...
Is it too difficult to grasp or too hard to confess?
You should have taken more time in maths I guess...

There's a land of loonies, to the west it lies,
Stuck between Dutch Mills and French Fries;
Some say they're a nation, some say they're not,
I for one can say they're a useless lot.
Belgium it's called, but doesn't make a difference,
It's the same old bitch behind the same old curtains...

We have no concern for men speaking bullshit;
You're not even a man, so please just stop it!
We've got no time for kids sucking popsicles,
And no respect for a nation proud of bicycles!

It's like your voice is coming from your ass;
For a stupid ass, it certainly talks a mess, oh yes!
I can't cure your ass 'cause I'm no surgeon,
But I won't take that kinda shit from a shitty Belgian!

There's a land of loonies, to the west it lies,
Stuck between Dutch Windmills and French Fries;
Some say it's a nation, some say it is not,
I for one can say they're a useless lot.
Belgium it's called, but doesn't make a difference,
It's the same old bitch behind the same old curtains...


From IRoN, with love

 

[Angelwitch]

Originally posted by tcall
I just had a laughing crisis :grin

You people are so funny

I'm afraid I'm struggling with mine!

I'm gonna die from laughter either!

I think tcall we should get our asses outta here otherwise we are in danger to be taken to the hospital because of those laughter crisis!

This was a good one Iron! The Turkish revenge to Clipsy!

LMAO!

 

[tcall]

Here's a little something for all my foreign buddies.
I have to confess I was somewhat inspired by Clipsy's effort, and I've included guitar chords for the more musically able of you

Please forgive the historical inaccuracies

Oh, once we conquered your lands
Your feeble people cut to the ground
We enjoyed your women again and again
We showed them the ways of REAL men

Eng-er-land, Eng-er-land, the land of the brave
Our mighty warriors cruuushed you
We stole your women, your children, your ducks
We left you with only sheep to fuck

We laughed as you fled your pathetic towns
And our brave soldiers burned them down
With your ladies we had fun and partied all night
It's funny, they didn't even put up a fight

Eng-er-land, Eng-er-land, the land of the brave
Our mighty warriors crushed you
We stole your women, your children from you
And then we stole your sheep too

MWAUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

GUITAR CHORDS:

VERSE
EM
C
EM
C, D, EM

CHORUS
C, AM
G, D
EM, C
G, D, EM

 

[BARBARIAN]

Ok bastards except you of course Ironciigim...

American-Turkish Assosiation proudly presents...

H'man gimme fayv luk at the belgium guy,
He doesn't know even he's a man or a gay,
Luk at my eyes , luk at the marmelaide,
Where is yo' courage goddammit lullaby...

C'me on meeen shake yo' azz to thee skies above,
A lightning urges to yo' head and you all go to black,
That lightnin' is called the hammer of the holy one,
That hammer is the punch of the great TURKISH HAN...

C'me on c'me on shake to the left
C'me on c'me on shake to the right
Hands up,hands up,hands down,hands up
Giv yo cock thru the belgium guy...


(excuse me :=>AHUOUOAHUOAHOAUHOUAHUOAHUOAHOUAOHAU
HAHUOHUAOHUOAOHUAOHUAOHUOAHUAHUOHOAUHUOAHUOAHUOA
HAHUOAHOAUHOUAHUAHUOAHOUAOHAOHUAHUOHOUAHOUAHOUA...
I was nearly dying from laughter while I was writing this shit...)

 

[Evilho]

Oh god!!!!!!!!

I'm glad none of you dared to write a poem about Budapest!