things that make your day better

[Captain Beard]

Pooping is a quasi-sexual act, hence why everyone loves it. You can metaphor into it like nothing on earth, and that's missing out the wealth of biological reasons as to why it's enjoyable.

And here I thought guys love it because the turds sometimes apply pressure to the prostate as they leave.

 

[derek]

Oh, I included that under "biological reasons".

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my goofy, awesome chicks at work

 

[Brooks]

Having an itch, then itching it.

 

[Will Bozarth]

FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE AN ITCH. YOU SCRATCH AN ITCH!

It annoys me to the ends of this shitty planet when somebody says "IM ITCHING MY ARM" or "IM ITCHING MY HIDEOUS SNATCH" or "IM ITCHING THE CANCER ON MY FOREHEAD"!

SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH

Cat Itch Fever?

NO!

It's fucking CAT SCRATCH FEVER!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

FUCK YOU. YOU HAVE AN ITCH. YOU SCRATCH AN ITCH!

It annoys me to the ends of this shitty planet when somebody says "IM ITCHING MY ARM" or "IM ITCHING MY HIDEOUS SNATCH" or "IM ITCHING THE CANCER ON MY FOREHEAD"!

SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH

Cat Itch Fever?

NO!

It's fucking CAT SCRATCH FEVER!

Aye.

 

[Anvil]

Watching Will blow up over nothing makes my day.

..And trailmix. some good ol' dried berries and nuts.

 

[Will Bozarth]

This message is hidden because Anvil is on your ignore list.

Oh crap, did Tyler say something? I guess not!

 

[Anvil]

HAHAHA

 

[flying_whale]

This message is hidden because Anvil is on your ignore list.

Oh crap, did Tyler say something? I guess not!

you obviously read the message in order to prompt such a reaction. Actually you read them both. indeed, epic fail

 

[Will Bozarth]

I read the first one, but not the second one. My remark made me laugh because it is similar to the thingy you do in person with someone if you want to annoy them. "Oh hey!" "Oh, is somebody talking to me?"

 

[flying_whale]

I read the first one, but not the second one. My remark made me laugh because it is similar to the thingy you do in person with someone if you want to annoy them. "Oh hey!" "Oh, is somebody talking to me?"

I bet you don't have the balls to do that to someone in a real life face to face conversation. And even if you did, that is nothing to pride yourself with, if that is what you need to get the upped hand in the convo

 

[Will Bozarth]

I do it from time to time, yes. It's very rare for me to do it, though, since I only hang around people that I know won't bother me. My lack of presence on the board lately should tell you that I don't EXACTLY care if the majority of you die today. I've had some bigger issues to resolve lately than what some goofy looking foreign kid says or thinks about me.

 

[Anvil]

I've had some bigger issues to resolve lately than what some goofy looking foreign kid says or thinks about me.

Like raging about people saying "itch" instead of "scratch."

 

[flying_whale]

Way to state the obvious



But in order to get the thread back on track:

 

[Anvil]

Satch rules.

 

[Burti]

He looks like Voldemort.

 

[Shpongled]

Cute girls braiding my hair

 

[Chromatose]

hahahaha

I say itch instead of scratch sometimes. Cara is always sure to tell me its wrong