things that make your day better

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah, i'm with mr. bozarth on this issue.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Me too. And you don't fix food, it isn't broken.

 

[Lunar Still]

I hate misuse of the "all but" or "anything but" phrases. Every once in a while some reporter on the news is reporting on a car wreck, plane crash, fire, etc., and just wants to make their story sound more dramatic, so they'll say something stupid like "The car was all but destroyed." Then, it pans to the car, and it's in 100 pieces all over the highway. If it got totally banged up but was still drivable, THEN it would be ALL BUT destroyed. When the only thing that made it out of the wreck in one piece was the goddamn air freshener, it has ANYTHING BUT SURVIVED.

 

[Shpongled]

Hahah yes! I also hate it when sportscasters or reporters will say "near miss."

"Oh, he dove for the catch and ALMOST had it! A near miss there!"

What? You are telling me he nearly missed it. He DID miss it. It was a fucking NEAR CATCH. Shut up!

 

[Will Bozarth]

way to go, Carlin

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

lol

 

[Shpongled]

If you're talking to me, I'm completely missing something.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

watching family guy. yay!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I hate it when people say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less".

 

[Lunar Still]

If you're talking to me, I'm completely missing something.

Carlin did a "near miss" routine in one of his specials. It's okay, that one griped me before I ever knew who George Carlin was.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I hate it when people say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less".

well, saying "i could care less" gives the faintest ray of hope to what you're referring to, like that you really don't care, but there's still a vague possibility that you could.

people who say "i could care less" just have a misplaced sense of optimism

 

[MegadeV]

My fat cat Mobius waking me up in the middle of the night, forcing me to pet her.

The first, second, and third bong hits after getting home from work. (I still have to wait another 7 weeks before I can be happy that way again ). The first 3 in the morning on a day off aren't nearly as good as the first 3 after a day at work.

Listening to your music while working. It's amazing how much quicker the day goes by.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

7 weeks? explain...

 

[~Lynn~]

A huge pot or iced pitcher of white tea.

 

[neal]

those first 3 bong rips before work are pretty awesome too

 

[Shpongled]

My new work computer is finally set up and I am FINALLY using it. So far so good! It also has the entire Adobe CS3 suite on it

 

[Nikki]

My favorite dog came into work today

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

people at work offering me oral sex

 

[Chromatose]

Braum's vanilla malts

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hmm... ice cream...