things that make your day better

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

What about a scratch you can't itch?

NOT ALLOWED

 

[Chromatose]

using my laptop while pooping

 

[neal]

using my desktop while pooping




...uh oh

 

[Chromatose]

you poop on top of your desk?

 

[Undefined]

Tim Horton's Chili

 

[Calamitas1786]

 

[Söy]

thing that made my day better today:

As Will knows, I met Peter Frampton today...

 

[Morganna]

I figured this thread needed a bump today.

What makes my day better? Cuddles, and neck zurberts (neck farts)

 

[neal]

haha, what the fuck is a neck fart?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

love:

starting a story and getting somewhere on it

spending the day with chicks i <3

watching family guy

knowing that i have cheetos in the cupboard downstairs

 

[Will Bozarth]

haha, what the fuck is a neck fart?

$20 extra

 

[Morganna]

haha, what the fuck is a neck fart?

When your lover makes fart noises on your neck. It's funny, tickles and feels good all at the same time. Oh, and I call them, zerburts.

 

[Will Bozarth]

with their mouth, I hope. if not, then you seem to be open to ANY idea.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

dear god...

 

[Morganna]

LMAO! yes with his mouth!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

lies. you've been found out.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I even found your ad on Craigslist.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i can't seem to tear myself away from this episode of family guy that i've seen approximately 137 times to go get cheetos. too much goodness.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i want cheetos now. screw you, laura!

 

[neal]

When your lover makes fart noises on your neck. It's funny, tickles and feels good all at the same time. Oh, and I call them, zerburts.

ahh yeh. not worth the extra $20 if you ask me.