things to do when...

[BigFakeSmile]

...youre being metal with your metal friends

1. go to a bar where 'normal' people are and make fun of the music on the radio. "Godsmack sux!!! Man, listen to these NO TALENT assholes!!!"

 

[goatschool]

post like the dickens

 

[BigFakeSmile]

if you are hanging with your female metalfriends (they exist, yay!!), you can talk about which metal band guys are hot, and whether it is cooler to succeed or fail at scoring with sharlee d'angelo.

ps. bjorn from IF = hot

 

[azal]

I should find metal friends.

because drinking beer abd telling dead baby jokes is getting boring.

 

[azal]

wait a minute...no it's not....

 

[chupe666]

We used to get drunk and go hedge jumping.
Like on campus where the hedges are like 4 foot high, and you take a running start and then jump into them like you're trying to jump the high bar, and land on your back and see how much they'll support you. Usually i'd wake up with green and berry-colored stains on my shirt. i may still have some scars from the scratchy branches.

These are the same friends who get drunk and argue about Polish involvement in NATO, so we aren't totally stupid.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

omigod -- people really go hedge jumping? i had this metal boyfriend in high school. i became totally embarrassed of him when he shared about this hobby with me and my girlfriends, and then demonstrated it.

 

[avi]

I've done it before, too

 

[chupe666]

well, it wasn't the thing to do- it just would sort of 'happen', like on the way back from the bar at 2am. not like we set out to do that for the evening's festivities- it just sort of developed since the hedges looked so inviting.

 

[azal]

I've done freestyle walking.

I was all about that in high school...doing crazy tricks off walls and stuff, only without a skate board.

 

[avi]

eric speaks the truth

 

[BigFakeSmile]

sometimes me and one of my metalgirlfriends would see how much eye makeup we could wear at once...

 

[Stultus]

EXTREME

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by avi
eric speaks the truth

AMEN BROTHER MAN.

 

[azal]

i could get you guys some sweet freestyle walking shots....if I had a digital camera....