things you hate with a passion

[optionthree]

I'm out of chicken nuggets. Fuck my life.

 

[mutantllama]

I hate moths and when they get to a certain size they freak me the fuck out.

some of them are so big it's ridiculous

One time I saw a moth that was almost 12 inches.

 

[False Joe]

One time I saw a dick that was almost 12 inches so I sucked it.

I'm bored.

 

[mutantllama]

nice

 

[Vimana]

Ineed.

 

[mutantllama]

a dick in your ass?

 

[Doomguy]

so i herd u guiz liek sodomee..

 

[mutantllama]

Bump.



I hate it when you are on the toilet and you're rushed.
I also hate it when you are browsing through records, and you feel like you might run into some really good stuff, but then you have to leave.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I hate moths and when they get to a certain size they freak me the fuck out.

some of them are so big it's ridiculous

Sounds like it's time to go Mothing.

 

[Vimana]

I hate it when you're about to reach climax and something happens like your cat meows because it wants to be fed.

 

[divine_torture]

My fucking girlfriend tends to wait 'til just when I bust to start coughing like an old lady on a respirator. Bust-kill.

 

[Einherjar86]

My fucking girlfriend tends to wait 'til just when I bust to start coughing like an old lady on a respirator. Bust-kill.

I like having sex in the morning, but my girlfriend claims it's hard for her to get into it because she's usually too tired, and she yawns which is a fucking turn-off. She doesn't mind if I want to go down on her in the morning though. Well fuck that. Next time we do it in the a.m. and she yawns, I'm pulling out and busting on her fucking face.

 

[Zephyrus]

I like having sex in the morning, but my girlfriend claims it's hard for her to get into it because she's usually too tired, and she yawns which is a fucking turn-off. She doesn't mind if I want to go down on her in the morning though. Well fuck that. Next time we do it in the a.m. and she yawns, I'm pulling out and busting on her fucking face.

I'm not a fan, actually. I like the romance of semi-darkness, background music and plenty of time to draw it out. Not when it's all bright, birds are singing, and all I want to do is go get breakfast.

Yeah, I don't like quickies.

 

[Einherjar86]

I like it in the morning better than at night, actually. Evening's good, but as soon as I start to get tired I like to go to sleep.

As far as I'm concerned, nothing beats the two "ups:" make-up sex and wake-up sex.

 

[cookiecutter]

I like the kind of sex where it's with a woman

 

[Evil?]

It is actually a scientific fact that men love morning sex. It has to do with hormone levels and other such things I know nothing about.

 

[-CC-]

it has to do with morning wood

 

[waif]

I hate girls who are mysterious at 3AM.

 

[SentinelSlain]

MORNING GLORY

 

[False Joe]

I like sex that involves my penis and some kind of orifice.

Sounds like it's time to go Mothing.

And lols.