things you hate with a passion

[Zephyrus]

Talk about awkward, my GODMOTHER is visiting next week, whom I haven't seen in years. SHE'S A FUCKING NUN. I'm debating whether to hide my CD collection, and dig up all my non-band shirts.

 

[panzerfaust666]

its no good to hide who you are, imo.

 

[mutantllama]

It's non-Christian to judge someone based on what music they like.

Or something like that.

 

[Krow]

Get a copy of Molesting the Decapitated and leave the case out in plain sight, imo.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'll just keep my bedroom door closed.

 

[Krow]

I revel in the awkwardness.
"What are you listening to?"
"It's a song about killing babies by Devourment".

Here I come
They call me
A beast like none before
I suck the abscess of dead infants
I want some more
I Am Baby Killer
I kill pregnant sluts and whores!!

Splaying inside the womb
Red and wet I tear chunks from the pussy Red and wet mangled unborn baby
Eat the meat dripping from filthy...
Cumstained, blood-soaked, rotten cunt Infant skull exploding in my mouth
It's brain on the floor
I grab it's tongue and tear it out
Dead meat for me. I can't believe
How much this baby is bleeding
It's tiny stumps pours out more
Than it's dead mothers open sores
It's guts paint the floor
It's flesh I shall gorge.
It seems feasting on young infant flesh has made my semen leak.
I am aroused. Fuck I'm crazy
I fuck the blood. I need meat on my cock.
No meat can satisfy me. I must spew my seed
Spunk flows throughout the mangled infant. now I'll chop it up
Chunks of guts fly as i stand with baby skin all over me
Forcing the blood-soaked gore unmercifully down my throat
Pieces of baby are lodged inside of me
Over and over I feast on it's death
It's all gone. I want some more
I turn to it's mother
Blood is still flowing strongly from her butchered pussy
I drink from her fountain, stench of menstrual gore
Gagging on chunks of sliced up pussy
I feel pressure....
Pushing in my brain
The force caves in my head
My eyes eject slowly
Where's my knife?
I plunge my knife in
Inside my head
My veins are seeping
Warm streams of red
My tongue tastes so horrid
I must swallow it
Gore taste so scrumptious
Enough to wash it down with piss.

You forgot eating them and possibly rape.

You also stumbled upon my favorite brutal death metal song... I have a Devourment hoodie that says "A Beast Like None Before" on the back.

 

[(((0)))]

nicely played, but still retarded to hate your high school because it is a "rich" one.

That makes total fucking sense. Look at my school, which is made up of generally middle-class and blue collar families and some very high-class families and compare both groups of kids. The richer ones are a lot more "numb" to daily issues and problems, tend to be more focused on consumerism, are a lot less interesting, and are rarely "out-there;" then look at the more blue-collar and middle-class families and they are much more open, easy going, interesting,and less numb. It gets worse when you then compare my school to some of the other schools, which contain a much more heavy cash-flow and a student-base that is much more affluent, within the district and those kids are even worse. Certainly, the rule does not apply to every rich kid and every blue-collar family, but that is what I see in my school.

 

[The Butt]

Why the should it be awkward?
Why should listening to music you so heart fully enjoy be awkward?

My school's full of prude assholes tbh, so it doesn't even have to be that bad, and they give me "wtf" looks.

Girl: What you listening to, R.J.?
Me: Zero Tolerance by Death.
Girl: *gives a shocked, slightly disgusted look*

Deep down inside I'm thinking "Fuck you, you listen to Sam Roberts you bitch."

 

[Dak]

My school's full of prude assholes tbh, so it doesn't even have to be that bad, and they give me "wtf" looks.

Girl: What you listening to, R.J.?
Me: Possibly the Greatest Album ever recorded.
Girl: *gives a blank look and thinks of the latest pop album*

Deep down inside I'm thinking "Fuck you, you listen to Sam Roberts you bitch."

FYP

 

[Vimana]

People never really ask me because they think I'm scary for fuck knows why.

 

[The Butt]

Dakryn: Fuck, I know. Symbolic is such a manly album that it eats rocks and shits lightning bolts.

She gave me such a... repulsed look though, when I said the song title. I was seriously thinking to myself "fuck you, bitch".

 

[Dak]

Yeah, the disgusted look when you listen to anything with harsh vocals is pretty standard. Basically, if it doesn't sound like JayZ or Dave Matthews you will probably get a "wtf" look. I like throwing on some Gorod or Hour of Penance or something for "curious" people .

 

[The Butt]

I hate it when the girlfriend tries to do girly shit to you because it's "cute". Fuck... I hate the fact that my nails still have pink sparkly nail polish on... but I can't be arsed to take it off tbh.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Uh...yeah...don't take that kind of shit?

 

[The Butt]

Meh. I'm the kind of guy that would do anything to make her happy... so yeah. I admit that I don't have the balls to tell her "no".

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Would have to slap a bitch tbh

 

[False Joe]

Ah. That's happened to alot of blokes I've known to be fair.

Hell, one forgot he had it on, and ended up in a university tutorial with bright green nail polish.

 

[Zephyrus]

My school's full of prude assholes tbh, so it doesn't even have to be that bad, and they give me "wtf" looks.

Try being me. I walk around listening to audiobooks. Someone asks "what you listening to?" and I have to reply "The Histories of Cornelius Tacitus" then explain who the fuck I'm talking about.

I hate it when the girlfriend tries to do girly shit to you because it's "cute". Fuck... I hate the fact that my nails still have pink sparkly nail polish on... but I can't be arsed to take it off tbh.

I first read this as "dirty shit" then got confused.

 

[The Butt]

I first read this as "dirty shit" then got confused.

If it was "dirty shit" it most certainly would not be in this thread brosef

 

[CF87]

I hate moths and when they get to a certain size they freak me the fuck out.

some of them are so big it's ridiculous