things you hate with a passion

[cookiecutter]

what a wonderful relationship Andy and I must have...

 

[Xorv]

we should all just post comedian quotes...

Eddie Izzard

"Yes, and the Crusades were, "We kill you in the name of Jesus!"

"Wait, we have Jesus too! He's a prophet in our religion! We kill you in the name of Jesus!"

"Do you? Well, we kill you for your dark skin, for Jesus was a white man from Oxford!"

"No, he wasn't! He was from Judea! Dark-skinned man, such as we!"

"Look, it's just we've come all this way. Would you mind awfully if we hacked you to bits? Just for the press back home."


There's 200,000 gods in Hinduism... and they've got gods like Shiva, the God of Creation and Destruction. Which is a good god to be, 'cause you can go *WHOOM* [creates thing] "What do you think? Do you like that? You don't like that?" *WHOOM* [destroys thing] If you're just the God of Creation, you're going *WHOOM* "Do you like that? You don't? All right, I'll put it in the garage... shit, I haven't got a garage! *WHOOM* [creates garage].


http://www.videosift.com/video/Eddie-Izzard-and-the-Death-Star-Canteen-done-with-Legos

 

[Zephyrus]

Are you the people of Gaul? Splendid! Well, we are the Romans. Oh you must be their chief Vercingetorix. I read about you in the Asterix comics.

 

[Vimana]

I really fucking hate it when I'm on one of my lows and I just feel like pure fucking shit and my parents try and make me do something I'm in no condition to do and don't even need to do and they say "tough, well it's all your fault you feel that way, you should just stop it."

 

[Eligos]

Emotions are like light switches, doncha know.

 

[The Butt]

I really fucking hate it when I'm on one of my lows and I just feel like pure fucking shit and my parents try and make me do something I'm in no condition to do and don't even need to do and they say "tough, well it's all your fault you feel that way, you should just stop it."

I know what you mean broheim.

And Mitch Hedberg kicks ass, regarding the last page.

 

[CF87]

I hate the octumom.

 

[Dak]

Emotions are like light switches, doncha know.

Your emotions may not be light switches, but being ruled by your emotions is only going to make your life hell over time.

 

[Ender Rises]

I really fucking hate it when I'm on one of my lows and I just feel like pure fucking shit and my parents try and make me do something I'm in no condition to do and don't even need to do and they say "tough, well it's all your fault you feel that way, you should just stop it."

Agreed.

Mitch Hedberg kicks ass

I hate the octumom.

Agreed.

 

[Ross]

i hate having no self-esteem whatsoever

 

[Vimana]

Bang an ugly chick.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I hate getting to the gym then feeling hungry before I've even started.

Oh and I'm skinny, it's not a weight loss thing, I just always end up going before dinner and I usually have a light lunch.

 

[Xorv]

it boggles me how some of you fail to realize the power of thoughts. Do you really have no self esteem or have you fallen so deep in your negative thinking you've somehow convinced yourself you don't?

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

"We don't even care...whether or not we care." - Morla, the Ancient One

 

[Xorv]

Are you the people of Gaul? Splendid! Well, we are the Romans. Oh you must be their chief Vercingetorix. I read about you in the Asterix comics.

Is that eddie izzard?

 

[Zephyrus]

Yep.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm absolutely fucking fuming about the "Wholesale Purses" thread being locked. Damn mods have gone mad with power.

 

[Dead Children Speak No Lies]

Lance Frankilin.

 

[Astaroth666]

hate the church, for wanting to make us live unhappy and for destroying the good pagan practices...
I hate there aren't any people who like Black Metal besides me in my town....
And I hate people who mock Black Metal

 

[mutantllama]

I'm absolutely fucking fuming about the "Wholesale Purses" thread being locked. Damn mods have gone mad with power.

WE NEED TO REBEL!