things you hate with a passion

[Belligerent]

Dane Cook is a fucking cock sucking faggot who couldn't make me laugh even if he slit his own throat on stage.

Him and Carlos Mencia should both do this on stage.

 

[Ross]

yes

 

[mutantllama]

I hate it when I hold the door for someone, and they don't even fucking say thanks.

Those people need to go die in a fire.

 

[Zephyrus]

Funny, I love opening doors for people but hate it when they open doors for me. I feel so helpless.

 

[mutantllama]

But you at least say thank you right?


What I've noticed about Maine is people are either nice, or complete dicks.

 

[CF87]

Thanks to people from maine,canada, and new jersey it takes an hour to get a coffee and a fucking bagel! fucking dicks

 

[CF87]

I can't wait to take a piss on New Jersey one day.

 

[Zoidfarb]

I hate being raped by other men. NOT FUN!!!

 

[The Butt]

You people who hate Dane Cook are assholes

 

[Xorv]

SUCK MY BAACKK!! SUCK MY FUCKING BAAACKK!!


























no.

 

[Vimana]

The majority of stand up comedy I've seen and tried to get into is people just ranting or telling some stupid story.

 

[Xorv]

The majority of stand up comedy I've seen and tried to get into is people just ranting or telling some stupid story.

there's quality

eddie izzard, robin williams, mitch hedgeberg, umm...

 

[Zoidfarb]

well then what exactly does the minority consist of?

 

[panzerfaust666]

Dane cook is a faggot. also, that East Indian guy is a tit; I forgot his name though.

Mitch Hedberg ftmfw

 

[Xorv]

ftmfw what?Z?

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

Oh I think the kitten's trying to kill me..better kill him first...good thing Mommy's sleeping..where are the big scissors........

 

[Xorv]

well then what exactly does the minority consist of?

what?

 

[Zephyrus]

Nothing tops George Carlin.

 

[Zoidfarb]

I saw this on Comedy Central. made me lol.

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/bob-oschack/videos/bob-oschack---new-year-s-resolution

 

[Belligerent]

Nothing tops George Carlin.

.

Carlin was the man and for the record i started watching/&listening to his vinyl long before he passed away.