things you hate with a passion

Can't you do both at the same time? Didn't you train yourself to masturbate with your left hand so that you could use the mouse at the same time?
 
Yeah, but sometimes I have a lot of windows open.

Also, I want full attention on putting my cock away, so it won't show at all.
 
Fuck you!I edited it. I can't read this post because I have the scroll going up so it goes up and down when I post. lol
 
Tell them you were just naked and say you like how it feels to be alone and naked. I sometimes tell my parents I'm sleeping naked so I get to sleep more in the morning.
 
sleeping naked is awesome. Except when your big brother pays a surprise visit after returning from scotland and throws the bed covers off while you're sleeping.
 
i hate when you're taking a shit and you get these sudden thigh cramps and they hurt like shit.