things you hate with a passion

[mutantllama]

I hate it when I'm masturbating (with porn), and then I hear someone walking around my room. I think they are gonna come in my room, and I want to be ready, but I don't want to loose my boner. So then I have to decide which one to do first, put away my cock, or close the porn.

 

[Vimana]

Can't you do both at the same time? Didn't you train yourself to masturbate with your left hand so that you could use the mouse at the same time?

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah, but sometimes I have a lot of windows open.

Also, I want full attention on putting my cock away, so it won't show at all.

 

[Vimana]

I hate when people spell lose wrong.

 

[Einherjar86]

Why don't you lock your fucking door.

 

[Ross]

^^


Edit: at FF

 

[mutantllama]

Fuck you!I edited it. I can't read this post because I have the scroll going up so it goes up and down when I post. lol

 

[mutantllama]

Why don't you lock your fucking door.

Because then my parents would ask what I was doing.

 

[Einherjar86]

Tell them you were changing.

 

[Ross]

ever heard of night?

 

[Vimana]

Tell them you were just naked and say you like how it feels to be alone and naked. I sometimes tell my parents I'm sleeping naked so I get to sleep more in the morning.

 

[Ross]

sleeping naked is awesome. Except when your big brother pays a surprise visit after returning from scotland and throws the bed covers off while you're sleeping.

 

[Belligerent]

Because then my parents would ask what I was doing.

and they would wonder why their son was whacking it to downloaded beastiality films.

 

[Vimana]

sleeping naked is awesome. Except when your big brother pays a surprise visit after returning from scotland and throws the bed covers off while you're sleeping.

Sigged.

 

[mutantllama]

sleeping naked is awesome. Except when your big brother pays a surprise visit after returning from scotland and throws the bed covers off while you're sleeping.

 

[mutantllama]

Pissed because I have to wait till tomorrow to watch the new Southpark.

 

[StoneWoman]

Having some workers in your house to fix stuff and not being able to take a nap after you've woken up at 5.30 a.m. *yawns like there's no tomorrow*

 

[Dark Gothic Sanctuary]

+1 for empathy

Yeah... I hate assholes that complain for every little stupid thing!

 

[Dark Gothic Sanctuary]

pwned

wtf was that for troll...

 

[The Butt]

So we a fleshlight in a fleshlight so you can while you.

accidentally the whole fleshlight

On topic: I fucking hate having two major assignments to do in one day. FUCK.