things you hate with a passion

[Vimana]

I hate when my parents don't want to admit they're being irrational about some things. I told them I wanted to be able to use my computer in my room because if I talk to friends on skype I don't want everyone to hear what we're talking about (my parents are only letting me use the computer downstairs in the living room). My dad just says "well, then you must be talking about things you shouldn't be doing because you don't want us to hear." I said to my dad "well, when you're taking a shit you don't want anyone to see but that doesn't mean you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing." He just stopped talking and gave me that annoying look that tells me it just went in one ear and out the other and he's pretending he just acknowledged what I said.

Besides, my brother is doing tons of shit he shouldn't be doing and they fucking know it and they're not on his ass all the time about everything.

 

[tagradh]

Your parents just suck.

Owned.

 

[youdontknowme]

Pissed because I have to wait till tomorrow to watch the new Southpark.

last night's South Park was fucking hilarious.

 

[skeptik]

It was fucking horrible.

 

[mutantllama]

It was ok, but not awesome. I was expecting better.

 

[youdontknowme]

It was fucking horrible.

always a critic, right Matt?

 

[skeptik]

Trust me, it pains me to say that South Park sucks now. But they've completely forgotten how to be funny. They've forgotten that they're a comedic show first and foremost, and a social commentary secondarily. Almost all of the episodes from the last few seasons have suffered immensely by the writers focusing too much on trying to make a political point and not enough on making it funny. Last night was no exception. Obviously there are always going to be a few funny moments here and there, but it's all become secondary. It's actually extremely unfortunate, as I consider South Park to be the best cartoon ever.

 

[Xorv]

ATHF & SEINFELD > EVERYTHING ELSE

on the other end of the spectrum

STATIC WITH THE VOLUME STUCK ON MAX > FRIENDS

 

[mutantllama]

I agree Seinfeld is the greatest show.


One thing I've never liked about Friends is how dramatic it is sometimes.

Unlike Seinfeld, which takes things such as death, and makes them funny. Such as the famous Susan death. I mean, one of the main characters future wife died, and yet you don't feel sad at all, and actually laugh.

 

[Xorv]

and the way she died, priceless.

didn't larry david the guy from curb your enthusiasm write the show? I saw him once in a scene on seinfeld.

 

[Vimana]

I like some shows that juggle drama and comedy because sometimes I don't look for nothing but comedy but when I want nothing but comedy I usually watch seinfeld or south park.

 

[mutantllama]

and the way she died, priceless.

didn't larry david the guy from curb your enthusiasm write the show? I saw him once in a scene on seinfeld.

Him and Jerry started the show. In fact, he had a huge influence on George.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is ok, but not as great as Seinfeld.

 

[Zoidfarb]

I hate Dane Cook

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I like him, I think he's pretty funny because I tend to have a similar sense of humor.

 

[Ross]

Dane Cook is a fucking cock sucking faggot who couldn't make me laugh even if he slit his own throat on stage.

 

[Einherjar86]

I like him, I think he's pretty funny because I tend to have a similar sense of humor.

No wonder you're never funny.

*can't touch me, I put on my 'cool' glasses*

 

[mutantllama]

I like him, I think he's pretty funny because I tend to have a similar sense of humor.

He can be ok sometimes.

 

[cookiecutter]

Dane Cook is so incredibly annoying. He is also a joke thief.

 

[CF87]

I hate it when I'm masturbating (with porn), and then I hear someone walking around my room. I think they are gonna come in my room, and I want to be ready, but I don't want to loose my boner. So then I have to decide which one to do first, put away my cock, or close the porn.

I don't go into anyone's room without knocking first and expect others to do the same. If someone just walked in my room regardless what I was doing it would piss me the fuck off. Your room is your room regardless if you're reading,masterbating,snorting oxy up your nose,smoking pot,fucking,sleeping,listening to music,working out.

 

[Belligerent]

Dane Cook is a fucking cock sucking faggot who couldn't make me laugh even if he slit his own throat on stage.

Him and Carlos Mencia should both do this on stage.