things you hate with a passion

Joe, you and me aren't really obese, more just fat.

Fat isn't a problem. I'm a tad chunky too. But I mean like this:

obese-man.jpg


EDIT: Even that is better than the REALLY big 'uns...which are way too common.
 
I hate sitting next to fat people on planes. As horrible as it sounds, they really should have to buy two seats if you can't fit someone next to them comfortably.
 
I sat next to this fat guy on the way to Hong Kong who must have had prostate cancer. A 15 hour flight next to a fat guy asking to get up ever 15 minutes really gets annoying.