This is funny.

[Protected Witness]

If you are as big a geek as I am, than occasionally you read the guestbook on www.opeth.com

Today, I came across this classic:

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Date: 2004-08-27 09:18:50
Necro ( no email / http://opethlovechrist.com) wrote:

Hmm Opeth used to be a cool band, i attended one of their recent gigs on their tour and was abhorred to find a 'jesus loves you' stamp on my hand upon entering the gig.. apparently the venue didnt have anything to do with it so it must've been some infantile joke on behalf of the band... im sure you guys will see the humour in it the next time i/we attend an Opeth gig and a few full beer bottles are thrown at high velocity at peter and the rest of the opeth christ loving fags heads

 

[Nico]

Fag head? That's a new one... I'll have to remember that.

 

[ChrisEmerson]

hahahaha.

what a bunch of cocks

 

[mot-]

Welcome to the metal scene.

 

[dorian gray]

Fag head? That's a new one... I'll have to remember that.

actually, i think its fags heads. note the "s". thats changes everything.

 

[NFU]

I just dont know which is worse...being an elitest metalhead douchebag, or being a jesus loving opeth fanboy? hmmm

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i'd wanna see him try throwing something at the guys just for the satisfaction of watching him be devoured by the legions of rabid worshippers in the pit

 

[ChrisEmerson]

lol yeh. me included. fucking hate tossers who throw stuff at the band, why do they bother paying to see them then ruin it for everyone?

 

[Hulk Hogan]

yeah lol maybe just maybe it was a joke lol

 

[Barth Vader]

I just dont know which is worse...being an elitest metalhead douchebag, or being a jesus loving opeth fanboy? hmmm

(looks around nervously)...What if you're both?

 

[RavenousDaemon]

Impossible. If it is possilbe, you suck.

 

[Jinn]

Idiots.

If anything, they could've taken a sharpie and written 'but I think you're an asshole' under their stamps.