this stuff turns your hair into strands of elastic

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

def should drop outta school this thread includes a whole health class and the sadom one is a whole global one!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

This thread is sooo much better than the Saddam thread.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

well they are...but its not quite the same as hot flowing lava

*doesn't want her wendys cheeseburger so much anymore* ...oh who am I kidding...*continues to eat* I deserve it, I have pms.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hmm im using O.B tampons. i love them, they are small and niiice


and i love eye make up. thats the oly thing i use, rarely any lip color, and never never face make up- i hate that

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

mmmm wendy's. back when i ate beef i liked their burgers the best. yummmmmmmmmm

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

*throws away health text book*

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

pics to!! now all we need is one of nico's crazy graphs

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I want to have a female friend, so I can go buy her some tampons.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

mmmm wendy's. back when i ate beef i liked their burgers the best. yummmmmmmmmm

You don't eat no meat???




and YOWZA!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

And then insert one, into her vaginal tract.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I want to have a female friend, so I can go buy her some tampons.

I'm your friend...I'll let you get me Midol too.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Alrighty.......I like to be as helpful as possible. Now, I'm going to need your address. *waits*

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Alrighty.......I like to be as helpful as possible. Now, I'm going to need your address. *waits*

You're in Arkansas? Go down the road and go left at Petey's, go straight til you get to cousin Sue's and after you slip her a good one, go right bout an hour yonder down the road til you get to the old swimmin' hole. Hang a left at Cletus' gas shack, and keep going until you see Bertha's House of Chicken and Hair Do's (and Donts!)...knock on the screen door, Jim Bob will take you from there...watch out, he has them slippery hands....

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'm sorry, I'm really bad with directions. Could you start from the top. Now, this petey that you speak of is a damn yankee, right?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I'm sorry, I'm really bad with directions. Could you start from the top. Now, this petey that you speak of is a damn yankee, right?

You can tell by the way he says "you all" instead of "y'all". What kinda shit is that?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hell if I know, that little punk bastard kid. People died for him. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Hell if I know, that little punk bastard kid. People died for him. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

Fiddle dee dee. Where's my tampons? And my midol? Might as well get some whipped cream and snickers, it's gonna be a long night.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, the thing is.....I saw this deer on the side of the road. So I grabbed my shotgun...got out of the truck....but....I kind of left the truck in drive.....