Thread reading habits

:lol: Jesu Christe you guys.

I usually just start with the most recent post of the day and work my way forward.
 
Cos a Brit is a mix of England (AWESOME!), Scotland (fucking pricks!), and Wales (Sheep shaggers), and unless you're a liberal fuckhead any English person does not want to be associate with those douchebags!

Yeah but you're all the same to us. England, Wales, Paraguay, Uzbekistan? All I hear is "Not USA --> Bad".
 
When I get to the forum, I right click on all the threads that have new posts and open them in new tabs and look at them one at a time. I even open threads I'm not interested in, so that they'll become unbolded.

When reading a thread, I usually go to the last post I read, so I scroll back through all the posts marked "today" to find "yesterday".
 
It depends if it's a thread that will last a long time like the "What are you doing right now thread" I will read from the last page and in a few pages. If it's something though like the Woman charged with blasphemy thread or the DotA song thread then I will read the first part of the thread then read down.
 
I hate being called British. It's like if we called people from the USA North Americans, I'm sure they don't want to be lumped in with Candians and vice versa.
I'll give my thoughts on why we think of you as British. This also relates to attitudes in Canada as well. In the US, even if there are interstate rivalries or differences that occur in certain areas of the country, no one EVER thinks of themselves as a resident of their state more than of the country. As much as I hate the South, it's not like I don't want to be called an American because they are also part of America. We see a country called the United Kingdom or Great Britain and we think of it as one country. It's weird to think that residents of a country would rather be called by their "province" (or whatever subsection) than by their country name.

Living in Canada for the past few months has also shown me how Canadians (at least Ontarians) view this issue. It is really shocking to me that a province actually had referendums on whether to leave the country(!). Also, people who know politics here have told me that if Quebec went, it would be likely that Alberta would go, and then possibly the rest of Canada would break up. Now this isn't likely, but for this even to be considered is radically different than my experience in America.

Sorry for the off topic novel guys, I just wanted to get my observations out.