Uhh ... so is my handle a big problem?

[Bryant]

That's your story right?

Hahaha.

-Metal

Ha ha ha...... I've never claimed to be the biggest in the world, but
I have always wondered why they sell Viagra, but no Backagra. The weiner still works great but the back ain't what it was 15 years ago.


Bryant

 

[MetalRose]

That's why you just put the woman on top.

-Metal

 

[Dr.Caligari]

This thread gets Two Thumbs UP!

On a side note, I think Dr. Calgari has a crush on me. Hey, did I turn you down and now you're throwing a fit about it? Did I meet you in a different time and not remember? Do you have sand in your vagina? What's your fucking deal dude?

-MEtal

All I said that your handle name was nice. What is so bad about that? RELAX.
P.S. trust me I do not have a crush on you.

 

[MetalRose]

I just figured out who you are! Why didn't you tell me before butthead! I totally thought you were someone else.

-Metal

 

[SwordLord]

Oh geez... Dude, don't worry about it. I doubt anyone else thought of that, but they probably just laughed at their dirty mind if they did.

Normally I would agree with you, but I was feeling a little self-conscious after the DVD came out, so I just decided to find out what people think.

Thanks for the kind words!

Nathan

 

[SwordLord]

Labyrinth is one of my favorite movies. I've watched it countless times and have managed to work quotes into daily conversation all the time. Kids or not, I recommend everyone watch it for a little bit of light-hearted fantasy fun with great music.

Oh.. and.. I've never minded the pants

I never get tired of watching Labyrinth or listening to that wonderful music. David Bowie was PERFECT for that role.

BTW, did you ever see THE HUNGER?

 

[SwordLord]

Well, at least you're not in denial.

--Mike

LOL :LOL:

Well, what do you do? I like what I like and I'm not ashamed of it. I guess the ladies can be their own judge of whether or not The SwordLord has sex appeal while being a dork in the front row of ProgPower...

 

[SwordLord]

Just imagine if you got a fest together as big as PP or bigger. Can you imagine a bunch of dudes in leather with big mustaches who misinterpreted the name SwordLord Fest watching Manowar!

Hey you leave my favorite band out of this!

 

[SwordLord]

Nathan, this thread is hilarious. I don't think I have ever once thought of your screen name like that. Woo, someone's got too much time on their hands to bring it to your attention.

By the way, I always thought your avatar looked like Jamie Lee Curtis with some sort of wig on.

LOL! Yeah, and I thought I read too much into things...

 

[SwordLord]

Nathan,

Perhaps you should change it to something less offensive like "Sausage Party."

Glenn H.

Glenn, I've got an even better idea -- let's you and I start a band called "Sausage Party" -- we can debut at the Pre-Party of PP7 -- you can play the cowbell, I'll sing and we'll recruit band members off of this forum!

 

[SwordLord]

As is mine. Well one of mine.

The other... Oh no... there goes... ugh... Atlanta... oh no... SeanZilla!

SwordLord is awesome and my goal when I'm up there announcing, is to get him riled up. Only then, will Tad Marose play.

Zilla

You are never gonna let me hear the end of that, are you!

Next year I challenge you to a Emcee-Microphone-Dork-Off! You let me introduce ONE BAND at PP7 and let's let the metal freakin' commence!

Uncle Swordzy

 

[Greykiller]

I got a really strange email from someone on this forum (who shall be nameless), so apparently I need to clarify something ...

Geez ... this is awkward ...

My handle is NOT a reflection of the size of my "unit!" :zombie: I am not that self-centered or brazen, nor am I on this forum to promote my sexuality (or, since I listen to power-metal, lack there-of).

In my humble opinion ... some people really need to find hobbies than read too much into someone's forum handle!

...and then there are people who have a handle that suits them perfectly...

 

[booB]

Glenn, I've got an even better idea -- let's you and I start a band called "Sausage Party" -- we can debut at the Pre-Party of PP7 -- you can play the cowbell, I'll sing and we'll recruit band members off of this forum!

I can play the rubber chicken.

I know there are also a few skin floutists here, as well.

 

[TheWhisper]

Glenn, I've got an even better idea -- let's you and I start a band called "Sausage Party" -- we can debut at the Pre-Party of PP7 -- you can play the cowbell, I'll sing and we'll recruit band members off of this forum!

I can play the rubber chicken.

I know there are also a few skin floutists here, as well.

I play the fallopian tubes.

 

[Yngvai X]

thats it, Im changing my name to Wang-guy XXX

 

[MetalRose]

I know there are also a few skin floutists here, as well.

I can play the skin flute, although, I'm not very good with my hands, it generally works better if I use the "air" technique.

-Metal

 

[sh0kr0k]

I never get tired of watching Labyrinth or listening to that wonderful music. David Bowie was PERFECT for that role.

BTW, did you ever see THE HUNGER?

No, I haven't.. unless it's that relly weird vampire movie I watched once!

 

[sh0kr0k]

I play the fallopian tubes.

 

[SwordLord]

...and then there are people who have a handle that suits them perfectly...

You kill ... uh ... the color grey? Or you are the color grey and you kill things? Or you kill with the color grey?

I could be up all night trying to figure this out out!

 

[SwordLord]

thats it, Im changing my name to Wang-guy XXX

You forgot to tag "69" at the end of that! Oh and don't forget to start it with the word "Hottie" !