I errr.... played the "hey lookies at meh! I'm a remake!!! Now gimme your $10, ho!" Turtles in Time: Re-Shelled. Sadly it's based off the arcade version so I wasn't too pleased with that.
The SNES version was far better and the throwing was actually possible without the game tossing dice in the air to decide if I would either stab a foot soldier in the face or slam him repeatedly side to side then stomp on his dick. The running isn't manual meaning you have to run practically to the edge of the screen to charge up for a potential shoulder bash only to have a purple fist come out of nowhere, clock you one to the jaw, sending you stumbling assbackwards underneath a wrecking ball and getting your shit squashed.
Also the traps are all over the place and seem to move directly under your current location so your turtle can shout repeatedly: "Ow my nose, my nose, god dammit my NOSE!", seconds later an enemy will shoot a flaming arrow at you and you get the pleasurable comic of hearing the previous statement--just replace "nose" with "toes".
The music is horrible compared to the SNES version (and even the slightly inferior arcade version). Back to the SNES version; Neon Night-Riders had some good music to chill to while you one-hit bitches that swoop to your current location for the sole purpose of being hit or cheapshot you once, then disappear back to their base or whatever to recieve congragulatory buttslaps from his clan mates.
I don't think a game that was designed to suck you dry of quarters really works as an Xbox Live Arcade title. Cause that's really all there is. After you've played once, that's it. Nothing to unlock aside from a stage select option, and there's a survival mode where eventually 8,000 soldiers will overwhelm you until your turtle shouts "My ass, my ass!!!! Oh sweet Jesus fuck!!!" repeatedly.
Ah well, I understand it's just for nostalgic value, but it's a painful one. I grew up with the original TMNT and loved most games that Konami created in that era (save for the first one). Here's hoping for an eventual release of TMNT 3 on the Virtual Console.
This blows, this blows!!!!