Vilewoman's off-topic random retardation thread.

[Xurek]

Ho Ho Ho Greeeeen Giant

 

[gnoff]

Will visit a brewery today

 

[Spanish_Lass]

Will visit a brewery today

And try free samples? Ooooh which one?

I have taken far too many Spanish visitors on the Glenkinchie distillery tour (our local distillery), translating as we went along And thank god they give the stuff at the end, otherwise I would have slurred my words a bit.

 

[Spanish_Lass]

Ho Ho Ho Greeeeen Giant

Thirty lashes for über randomness but could be prepared to negotiate since I love the new avatar. Where's it from?

Alrite, off for a run now!

 

[gnoff]

And try free samples? Ooooh which one?

I have taken far too many Spanish visitors on the Glenkinchie distillery tour (our local distillery), translating as we went along And thank god they give the stuff at the end, otherwise I would have slurred my words a bit.

It's called Ocean Brewery and is located in Göteborg.

Free samples I don't know, we'll pay some 20 euro per head and then I think we can pretty much drink what we want from the tanks

We'll get to sample all the beers he has at the moment and I've visited this guy when he worked for another brewery, then I left pretty soaked

 

[Vilewoman]

I love "sampling" it's just fucking awesome. Euueww that tasted nasty, need to drink two more of the good one to get that bad taste out of my mouth. Then again...I'm usually trashed half way through the tour....I wonder why

 

[Spanish_Lass]

It's called Ocean Brewery and is located in Göteborg.

Free samples I don't know, we'll pay some 20 euro per head and then I think we can pretty much drink what we want from the tanks

That would be dangerous if it was me. I would take a gallon bin and nick some for the road.

 

[gnoff]

well, was a good night, though since I'm off to the gym tomorrow morning I went home in time

 

[Vilewoman]

Great! How drunk are ya?

 

[Xurek]

Yes

...but could be prepared to negotiate since I love the new avatar. Where's it from?

It's the symbol for The Bloody Sun Boyz in Warhammer (Orcs & Goblins)

 

[gnoff]

Great! How drunk are ya?

Not very

 

[Vilewoman]

Damn, I'm sober too

 

[Junmap]

Now I am a little bit drunk.
Walked 2 miles through a fuckin' snow storm home and freezed my ass and everything else.

DAMMIT

 

[Vilewoman]

Stick your feet in hot water, drink more beers, drink a shot, get plunger, remove balls from belly, drink more beerz

 

[Junmap]

My ass get warm enough now. It's warm in my room ^^
But have no beer here

 

[Vilewoman]

Well that's a shame Olli!
Do you have the shot and the plunger? You said your ass was warm...what about the rest of you?

 

[Junmap]

Shot, maybe. Don't want to leave my room to go looking.
But it getting more warm here. Let's have a look.

Head. Warm.
Arm. Warm.
Balls. Warm.
Legs. Not warm, but the feets are ^^
So it's okay now

 

[Vilewoman]

Very good, I am eating hot wings.
So my mouth at least is mega warm

 

[Junmap]

Sounds great. Give me one or two please

 

[Vilewoman]

NOOS! MINE!
Ask Alex what to do him when I was eating my Hawaiian pizza