Vilewoman's off-topic random retardation thread.

so yesterday we were doing BBQ for a bday party (it was a penis cake as well), then went to the bar, the french/chines girl was with me and i kissed her at the bar and got drunk as fuck!
today, woke up, threw up all over the place, it was one of those days that i wished i didn't drink, had to work, got a message from the girl, asking my friend friends number, then an old lady walks in with saggy boobs, trying our fishnets, her nipples were everywhere i almost vomited on her, and my stomach hurts now cause of all the water that i drank. fuck my life