Vilewoman's off-topic random retardation thread.

[Shadow77]

I first had to google for a slippery nipple (Never heard of).....

Reminds me of when I was a teenager,my best friend told me he wanted Sex on the Beach..I was like WTF GET AWAY!! till I learned it was a drink <.<

 

[Spanish_Lass]

Reminds me of when I was a teenager,my best friend told me he wanted Sex on the Beach.. <.<

Overrated, sand gets everywhere and itches for a week.

 

[Spanish_Lass]

I first had to google for a slippery nipple (Never heard of).....

Then you probably will not have heard of a Smurf Sperm or Screaming Orgasm either!

Also overrated. :Smug: I stick to beer these days, and the odd wine or cider if the selection is good.

 

[Hagg]

Then you probably will not have heard of a Smurf Sperm or Screaming Orgasm either!

Also overrated. :Smug: I stick to beer these days, and the odd wine or cider if the selection is good.

*googles*

 

[Spanish_Lass]

*googles*

Google brain hemorrage shooter and Baby guiness while you are at it.

Horrible, horrible things. I rather be the one mixing, it's more fun.

 

[Shadow77]

Bar here has a drink called...Walking With Jesus...7 layers of different liquors with a small shot of fruit juice on the side...gotta love it...OO and The Wheelchair...nother favorite drink if I doin the mixed thing

 

[Thimon]

Yeah we got spam, at least someone posting in this fourm

 

[NewWorld]

I'm disappointed in myself, despite my best intentions I didn't pick a fight at a hockey game last night. I did laugh at my friend for having a long conversation with obviously underage girls though...which I proceeded to continue for some reason

 

[Shadow77]

^ I am disappointed in myself for the fact my baby bro brought home a bottle of Jose Cuervo Silver and 3/4ths of a bottle and I am ready to fall over...I am loosing my touch

 

[Thimon]

I read the new Wintersun album "Time" is finally done! It will be released June 31 by Nuclear Blast. Well I guess maybe at the end of the year it will be released

 

[gnoff]

Happy easter, good with more time off

 

[Shadow77]

Happy easter, good with more time off

It is easter isnt it...Not happy though I was late this morning because one of the churches here decided to do a re-enachtment for the stations of the cross thingie and caused a 45min delay as the procession went down the freeway...Although it was funny to tell my boss I was running late because I was stuck behind jesus.

 

[gnoff]

It is easter isnt it...Not happy though I was late this morning because one of the churches here decided to do a re-enachtment for the stations of the cross thingie and caused a 45min delay as the procession went down the freeway...Although it was funny to tell my boss I was running late because I was stuck behind jesus.

beer, booze and metal, no jenuss here...

 

[gnoff]

yeah I got a bit to the drunk side
"Luke, I'm your father"

 

[NewWorld]

yeah I got a bit to the drunk side
"Luke, I'm your father"

Sith happens.....








So I have to ask gais, when is AA gonna cover "good vibrations" by the beach boys? or any Beaach boys frot hta matter?

 

[Shadow77]

beer, booze and metal, no jenuss here...

That would be later today for me...friends of mine are playing in Dallas and its BYOB...imagine the fun I will have in spending 80 dollars at a liquor store instead of the bar...

My friend going with me is already going..So were sleeping in the parking lot right?

 

[NewWorld]

Fuck someone jacked my account last night....I bet I know who too, considering the Beach Boys reference...

 

[DamageInc.]

huhu *waves* goin to get drunk tonight ... wooooo

 

[gnoff]

we emptied 6 pitchers of Sangria, damn I'm not feeling so good tomorrow when I wake up...

 

[Shadow77]

So apparently I have a new future sister -in -law.