Ok, bizarre dream last night, but this is kinda how they normally go.
On vacation with family. Talking with someone outside a room, I'm wearing only a sheet. Grandma type lady comes and tries to pick up the sheet and walk off with it. I yank it, call her a bitch, and she goes flying. I walk away. Someone says some shit to me, but I can't tell who. Tell my dad about it all, and he just ignores me or blatantly laughs in my face. I walk off very upset, and somehow have normal clothes on. We all have to go see some show. The building is part of the hotel-type place we're at, which is looking more and more like some demented office-building. I walk out halfway through the show when two people burst in through the exit right behind us and ask me to come with them. I can tell they are familiar, though I do not recognize them from anywhere. We head out to their car, which is actually the Ghostbusters car, complete with suits and stuff. I change into one. We go to drive away, but I stop them, saying I left someone behind. I head back to where we came out, but it's a different part of the building now - like some odd day care center. I stumble around for a while, trying to find my way, until I see a receptionist's desk. I ask her how to get to where I was, which I can no longer remember. She brings up a security camera that has been tracking me, and tells me where to go. She says I can 'take the chutes'. I look over, and there's these two tiny tubes in the wall. I get into the right one like she says, and lower myself feet first. It's very claustrophobic, and I quickly realize I can't do it. But now, my whole body is in the chute, and I'm having trouble breathing. I eventually get out, and some famous actor-guy gets out behind me with his personal assistant screaming something about how he can't stand up. I turn past the desk I saw before, and see these huge double doors, with a sign that says "Not the secret hideout". Two security guards show up, and I bust in with them, and look around. No one. The one guard laughs, and pushes a button, and the doors close behind us. I run towards them, and the one just opens - I look at the guard, and he curses about forgetting to lock them. So then all these guys in business attire rush out Bully Brawl style and we all start fighting Matrix-style. But not really fighting - I hit two guys, but then everyone is basically stumbling around and slow-motion tripping and crazy shit. Finally I'm surrounded, and I knock a guy to the floor, and twist his head entirely around on his neck. Everyone stops and says "Shit, he's serious."
That's when I woke up.
~kov.