Caelestia said:
Yes, you logged on in the middle of the night. I said wow you're up early, and you said oops, I'm not here, later. Or something to that effect.
So that was reality.
This morning i dreamt that i was outside somewhere, it was a weird place, and i got beaten up by some people i used to go to school with. I tried to get away from the place but they were everywhere and they wouldn't let me go. Then i went home, and showed the giant bruises to my mom, and i was hurting all over. Suddenly Ulla was there, and some of my relatives, and i showed the bruises to them and Ulla was like "omg that's horrible, i'm going to kill them" lol.
Then somehow the dream changed, and i was in the shower with 2 girls, and one of them was my sister's friend. My hair was short, and they dyed it red. I still had the bruises and i was hurting everywhere, which is why they were there, they were helping me. And apparently i was getting ready for my wedding. They washed my hair and helped me put on my wedding dress.
Then the next thing i remember is that i was in town wearing my wedding dress, and i was COMPLETELY wasted. I was so drunk that i couldn't walk, and i was stressed because i thought i was going to be late from the wedding. At that point i didn't realise it was my wedding, i thought i was going to my sister's wedding.
Some random people on the streets congratulated me, and some guy offered to help me get to the church because i was so drunk that i couldn't stand up straight. He carried me to the church, and my parents and some of my relatives were sitting on a bench there. I stumbled in front of my mom and almost fell over, and she went "those shoes are impossible to walk with, you can't even stand up straight with them", then i mumbled something and saw both my sisters somewhere and went over there. One of my sisters was wearing a wedding dress, and apparently the other one was a bridesmaid.
This is where something weird happened, that i won't tell here
Then i sat next to the bride, and she was like "awww your hair's wet" and i went "yeah they didn't wash it in time so i didn't have time to dry it". I stood up and looked in the mirror, and i started crying because i looked absolutely hideous. I had bruises on my cheeks and my lip was swallen, and my hair was all messy and wet.
Then it was time to walk down the aisle and......I MARRIED MY SISTER :|