I was being set up last night. Some kind of murder had been committed and I just somehow knew this dodgy-looking bloke was trying to set me up for it. I was in the middle of town when I found this out, so I decided just to take the bus home and work out what to do about it, but then for some reason I realised there was some kind of swag from this murder, and I decided that if I was going to get set up for it then at least I'd actually get the swag and hide it so I'd have some money (clever, eh?). So I went back into town and to where I suddenly knew this swag was hidden, which was up a big fixed ladder on the side of a building near the uni. I was half way up this ladder when I saw the dodgy bloke come sneaking around the corner looking at me. I nonchalently slipped back down the ladder and started walking away, but this bloke walked the same way as me. For some reason I wasn't actually sure if he was following me or not, so I went up to this fruit stall and bought some fruit, and he did the same. Then I walked off, and he did too, but then I quickly went back and exchanged the fruit. He then did this too at the same time, so I knew he was following me now, though oddly enough he started making smalltalk to me at this point. I then walked off, and with him still following me, I turned two quick corners and then went into the nearest door I could see in order to lose him. This worked, but I found myself in some kind of student house which was a real shithole and I think everyone in it was on drugs or something and they weren't happy that I was there. I woke up after that.
Not that I dream anyway. (would this then constitute spam?)
