- Dec 10, 2003
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So I've been reading a couple issues of the old Petrified zine, which featured interviews with Emperor and Burzum among others from 93-94, and it reminded me that black metal bands do possibly the most entertaining interviews in all of metal. A lot of these guys say stuff that is either blatantly fucked up or unintentionally hilarious. Here are some from Petrified (all spelling and grammatical errors have been preserved):
Samoth hating on Chuck way back before it was internet-trendy to do so.
Samoth on whether he will rule in hell among evil after he dies.
Faust on homosexuals.
Varg Vikernes on Jews.
Euronymous on what he'd like to change about his life (this one did not appear in Petrified zine.)
So yeah, anyway, post more bizarre, unintentionally hilarious, or fucked up/disturbing black metal interview quotes here. Quotes from album liner notes are acceptable too as those tend to be pretty ridiculous as well. I can't get enough of this stuff.
Samoth hating on Chuck way back before it was internet-trendy to do so.
Samoth said:Please someone get this Chuck "Flower Power" of Death killed...Fucking hell, he might be Jesus Christ!?
Samoth on whether he will rule in hell among evil after he dies.
Samoth said:I will rule in a medieval-like realm of Darkness...I will sit proudly at my throne with my blacksword at hand in my grey silent castle into the eternal forest...
Faust on homosexuals.
Faust said:Basically I don't care about them (as long as they keep to their own people), but...what can I say...they are nice to put knives into...
Varg Vikernes on Jews.
Varg said:They are so full of lies it makes me sick. To bad the holocaust is a lie too, I would love to know they lost six million of their ugly, elephant-nosed, foul mouthed sub-apes. Too bad it is a lie.
Euronymous on what he'd like to change about his life (this one did not appear in Petrified zine.)
Euronymous said:Id just like to have extremely much money. Then DSP would be a big company, we would all have the POWER in this part of the music business, and I would live in luxury with a harem and watch the children in Africa starve to death on video.
So yeah, anyway, post more bizarre, unintentionally hilarious, or fucked up/disturbing black metal interview quotes here. Quotes from album liner notes are acceptable too as those tend to be pretty ridiculous as well. I can't get enough of this stuff.