What Do You Get The Boyfriend for His 21st?

[Calamitas1786]

You could give him blue balls......oh...too late.

 

[Chromatose]

You could give him blue balls......oh...too late.

immortalize this theme in a comic, set in Gettysburg. He'd love it.

 

[Malergion]

The South shall never come again.

 

[Anvil]

Anal.


Or more appropriately, Texas Mickey.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hahaha why you even post this thread without expecting everybody to say sex and alcohol?

 

[Anvil]

Yea... I'd say a texas mickey. Bring him to a bar. Give him some head.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Are texas mickey's only available in Canada?

 

[flying_whale]

blowjob and steak day.

 

[Anvil]

Are texas mickey's only available in Canada?

I had one ordered in at a liquor store here once... however previously my friends informed me that they drive into the US and pick one up. I have no idea where.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=texas+mickey

Not the most reliable source but eh

 

[Nightshade]

I believe that the traditional gift for a person's 21st b-day is enough alcohol to make them respect the substance for the rest of their natural lives. Now, that said, I'm just going to take a stab in the dark and say "you're not 21 yet, are you?" My parents were actually pretty cool about friends' 21st b-days so long as they could supervise, and you might try that route. Specifically, so long as we consumed it in their house, so they could monitor who was driving and who wasn't 21 yet, they were fine with providing alcohold for someone who was no longer a minor at my expense. Just a thought.

 

[neal]

hahahaha this thread delivers!

 

[Anvil]

The reason they go to the states to buy 'em is because you guys don't pay nearly the amount of tax we do on alcohol.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hahahaha this thread delivers!

+1

 

[Lunar Still]

hahahaha this thread delivers!

Sorry Jace, but.....I absolutely have to agree.

 

[Chromatose]

Are texas mickey's only available in Canada?

What is this thing?!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=texas+mickey

Not the most reliable source but eh

"Also, there are no texas mickeys in Texas...despite the name, the origin of the term is 100% Canadian."

well ok then.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

They actually are very nice trophies. Had I not been so stressed with moving I would have kept mine.

 

[Chromatose]

Fascinating, really. I would like to see one of these bottles.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

http://victoria.craigslist.org/clt/325750402.html

 

[Chromatose]

Beastly.