Where do you work?

[Bacchante]

Haha, that's about it...he walked in with a massive bowl of yellowy popcorn and tried to make me eat it.

Had the spooky fake nails and everything

 

[Bacchante]

I work for the county mental health dept

 

[Captain Beard]

And why did he do this?

 

[Lunar Still]

The simple joy of mental derangement isn't reason enough?

 

[Bacchante]

^haha, yeah

Hell if I know why...It was his way of being nice?

It is mental health reception..anyone can walk in with anything. No guards. No bullet proof glass. Some guy threatened to shoot us all the day before I started work, etc.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Rest assured I don't plan on stealing again. The opportunity was just too fucking good to pass up.

Ok, ok. I did it again. This time a 16 gig Ipod touch! I couldn't help myself. The CSA girl I have a crush on who steals lots of shit said the dumb customer returned it because he wanted an Iphone, put it on the bump shelf, I just took it towards the go get shelves and pocketed it. Oh so easy. They won't even fucking know it's gone, the dolts. Unopened, too.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

^haha, yeah

Hell if I know why...It was his way of being nice?

It is mental health reception..anyone can walk in with anything. No guards. No bullet proof glass. Some guy threatened to shoot us all the day before I started work, etc.

that's kinda frightening. *protectively hugs lesa*

 

[Undefined]

Ok, ok. I did it again. This time a 16 gig Ipod touch! I couldn't help myself. The CSA girl I have a crush on who steals lots of shit said the dumb customer returned it because he wanted an Iphone, put it on the bump shelf, I just took it towards the go get shelves and pocketed it. Oh so easy. They won't even fucking know it's gone, the dolts. Unopened, too.

Awesome! Fuckin sweet dude you really deserve it. Clean them out for all you can IN A SMART WAY. Don't get caught because you got greedy. Fuck I wish I had your job My advice is to sell it on a local website (something like craigslist) and then keep the money or use it to buy a new 3G touch or a bigger iPod touch... your call! Everyone else, try not to get your panties in a bunch

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

lesa's job makes me glad that the most extreme behavior i generally have to deal with from customers/coworkers is unsolicited offers of oral sex.

 

[Lunar Still]

lesa's job makes me glad that the most extreme behavior i generally have to deal with from customers/coworkers is unsolicited offers of oral sex.

Yeah. So how about some oral sex?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Awesome! Fuckin sweet dude you really deserve it. Clean them out for all you can IN A SMART WAY. Don't get caught because you got greedy. Fuck I wish I had your job My advice is to sell it on a local website (something like craigslist) and then keep the money or use it to buy a new 3G touch or a bigger iPod touch... your call! Everyone else, try not to get your panties in a bunch

I'll keep it, though. All I need is songs and album artwork, leaving filler out it leaves me at less than 10 gigs.

I love this fucking thing.

 

[derek]

The sweet smell of theft.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I work at a design company in Bethesda Maryland.
I'm a graphic designer :Spin:

 

[derek]

I administrate and lecture for the British School/Library in Plzen, Ceska Republika.

Oh, I also strip.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

got me a job as assistant-accountant...hmm ok that sounds boring

but wtf i like the job and it pays well

 

[Undefined]

I'll keep it, though. All I need is songs and album artwork, leaving filler out it leaves me at less than 10 gigs.

I love this fucking thing.

I know, they are awesome, and if you jailbreak it (it's easy) then they're 100x more awesome. The only good thing about the new ones is they have a much needed volume button on the side, have a speaker to play the music through the actual device without headphones and is on the 3G network instead of EDGE.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

97 hours and overtime only came out to $678.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

hmm doesnt that piss you off?

 

[neal]

gotta do your time at the bottom, pay your dues, learn, etc.

 

[Liverslapper]

gotta do your time on your knees, swallow loads, learn, etc.

fixed