Where do you work?

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

nice guitar on the right

 

[deathstrike from hell]

I'm an executive for Target corporation. Been with the corporation for 6 years.

I ran 2 gadzooks stores before that

Before that, I worked in a grain mill in rural ohio., never again. shoveling 6 tons of corn into a grinder is pretty metal, but KILLS you.

Before that, i was a carpenters apprentice. Through that training, I could build my own house.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

target the retail store or target the facility for the mentally challenged?

(trick question)

 

[El Stormo]

Through that training, I could build my own house.

"I don't deserve this... I was building a house!"

"Deserve's gone nuthin' to do with it."

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you don't speak not no damn english

 

[El Stormo]

you don't speak not no damn english

Was that a movie reference too? Because I didn't get that one...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

nah, that's from the "dollar menu millionare Mr. ChiCity youtube videos. look through the "post funny shit" thread

and i totally didn't get whatever movie reference you were using, obviously.

 

[El Stormo]

nah, that's from the "dollar menu millionare Mr. ChiCity youtube videos. look through the "post funny shit" thread

o i c

and i totally didn't get whatever movie reference you were using, obviously.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

target the retail store or target the facility for the mentally challenged?

(trick question)

 

[deathstrike from hell]

my pals guys

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my work is being a worthless piece of shit who does nothing around the house and just leeches all my parents money

according to my sister

 

[deathstrike from hell]

my work is being a worthless piece of shit who does nothing around the house and just leeches all my parents money

according to my sister

I see what you did there.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

damn right

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I work in a stupid place that wants to give me a stupid promotion that I don't want because it doesn't pay much extra and it's STUPID.

 

[Captain Beard]

You care for the retarded too huh?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

You care for the retarded too huh?

It's mostly the fact that said retarded people are management.

Actually my job has gotten much better and I spend 80% of my day with nothing to do so Nadia and I color pictures ALL DAY. Oh, then there are the CROSSWORD PUZZLES!

 

[Captain Beard]

Where'd the workload go?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Where'd the workload go?

It's the slow time of year. Dec-Feb is pretty damn slow.

My new boredom game is launching random shit off the 12th floor landing in the stairwell and seeing how far it drops before bouncing off a rail. The 1st floor is littered with peanut shells, staples, red hots and broken crayons.

 

[Captain Beard]

I wish we had more stairs, sounds like a fun game. My pastime is to harass the kids by taking their pillows and running from them, laughing in a high pitched tone. Naturally, I don't do it when other staff are present.

 

[Undefined]

I wish we had more stairs, sounds like a fun game. My pastime is to harass the kids by taking their pillows and running from them, laughing in a high pitched tone. Naturally, I don't do it when other staff are present.

Are you kidding? Or are you like some monstrous piece of shit? I can't tell