What's the most horrible thing you have ever done?
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I don't really remember, something about desiring to stick his finger up his ass or shit in his pants or something...maybe I should just find it and post it, though I imagine I found it a lot funnier when I was 16 than I would now.
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Necromunchkin
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Alright, my second horrible bastard moment to share with you all.
Some may recall I was involved with a married woman this past year, one married to a Marine. So, bastard move as is, but he was a jerk. And they are getting divorced anyhow.
On to the story: So one night she and I have been out drinking and we're back at my place getting started on the naughty and her husband calls, this is right after we're starting to go at good and hard. He's quite controlling, and he's basically made it clear no matter what she's doing, she MUST answer the phone when he calls. So I'm balls deep in her and she screams "shut up shut up shut up" and answers the phone.
Her voice is shaky between drink and getting rammsteined by me, but she tries to talk to him like she's been sleeping. We're in spoon positions, so I can hear him on the phone, and he keeps asking "Are you at home? I told you not to go out with your stupid fucking friends when I'm going to call" etc.
She keeps looking at me like "don't you fucking move or make a sound"
After a moment I'm pretty fucking bored and tired of hearing this guy act like an ass, so with surprising agility, I manage to pull out and jam her in the ass (luckily she was a moist girl so I was well lubed by her). she let out this moan/yelp and dropped the phone. he's yelling at her about what the hell is going on, she's trying to get out coherent words, and I'm plowing away at her ass not letting her have a moment respite.
I give her credit, she actually managed to get out a "I havetogonotfeelinggood" before hanging up. he called back like five times, but she didn't answer again.
Some may recall I was involved with a married woman this past year, one married to a Marine. So, bastard move as is, but he was a jerk. And they are getting divorced anyhow.
On to the story: So one night she and I have been out drinking and we're back at my place getting started on the naughty and her husband calls, this is right after we're starting to go at good and hard. He's quite controlling, and he's basically made it clear no matter what she's doing, she MUST answer the phone when he calls. So I'm balls deep in her and she screams "shut up shut up shut up" and answers the phone.
Her voice is shaky between drink and getting rammsteined by me, but she tries to talk to him like she's been sleeping. We're in spoon positions, so I can hear him on the phone, and he keeps asking "Are you at home? I told you not to go out with your stupid fucking friends when I'm going to call" etc.
She keeps looking at me like "don't you fucking move or make a sound"
After a moment I'm pretty fucking bored and tired of hearing this guy act like an ass, so with surprising agility, I manage to pull out and jam her in the ass (luckily she was a moist girl so I was well lubed by her). she let out this moan/yelp and dropped the phone. he's yelling at her about what the hell is going on, she's trying to get out coherent words, and I'm plowing away at her ass not letting her have a moment respite.
I give her credit, she actually managed to get out a "I havetogonotfeelinggood" before hanging up. he called back like five times, but she didn't answer again.
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Given the apparent ease with which the ass was invaded, I would venture to guess that it wasn't her first time being used as a hand puppet for his hog. 
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I'm mean to my roommate alot, I don't let him speak to me to me without permisssion, becuase he pissed me off early in the year, and I had to make some rules, so now he has to knock on my door if he wants to speak, and I can say or no
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Necromunchkin
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Nice one. Though the previous statement was the truer. The girl was a certified harlot for most of her life before (and given what she and I got up to, during) her marriage. I wasn't being nice about it, and the girl was into pain...
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Necromunchkin
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He was a real bastard, from all accounts. Before they hit the actual stages of divorce, he'd gone through and made sure that everything was in his name, pretty much screwed her severely on trying to make it on her own when they seperated.
Demilich
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Some people I know from work recently went through a situation vaguely like that. I know the mother and the son in this family, and the parents recently separated. Now, the father had recently inherited money from his mother upon her death, but had not yet signed on to the joint account containing the money with his soon-to-be-ex-wife, so when she left, she took all of his inheritance and blew it in a few months. Sounds nice, eh?
Necromunchkin
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Yes, makes me want to rush out and bind myself to someone who will fuck me for life, and I don't mean in the good way. Dealt with enough repercussions just from living/being involved with a woman for two and a half years. it horrifies me to think what she would have done to me had we been married.
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I've only ever been in one long-term relationship. It lasted four years almost to the day, and I have no regrets. We went through a number of chaotic ups and downs, but have managed to remain best friends and never ended up hating each other. She was a great girl, with a whole shitpile of issues on her plate. I don't blame her for that.
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