What's the most horrible thing you have ever done?

[Furious B]

I still have to go with the whole sister thing when I was nineteen. I know posted it here at some other point, but to abbreviate the tale;

I was involved with a woman who had been unbeknownst to me fucking a good friend of mine. I found out, and we broke up. Well, I was a big party hosted by the very same friend. There was much drinking, and said girl was talking about getting back together and wanting me, blah blah. Her sister, who was eighteen had been making googly eyes at me. Well, I got her alone, we did naughty things, and I went down on her for a good time, got my face all freaking lubed up with her happy juices. And lips still drying with the sticky goodness, I found my ex and gave her a big french kiss, lots of tongue, and we did naughty things. And afterward, then I told he she should go ask her sister what she'd been up to earlier that evening...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I may have heard that before and forgotten it, but regardless, Necromunchkin has garnered even higher levels of respect, above and beyond the already high level of respect I had for him.

 

[Necromunchkin]

I think an overly appropriate addendum to this little story is that in July I saw the younger sister at my high school reunion (she and I were in the same grade, the sister/my ex was two years ahead of us). And when she came up to me I did actually began giggling uncontrollably.

 

[EricT]

If only I could rep you good sir. You are a real man. I am not worthy.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Not to be confused with real bastard. I justify it in that she was cheating on me, but it's pretty damned harsh...



and still funny.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

honestly, I can't really think of anything truly horrible that I've done.

Aside from that whole supporting the nazis thing and stuff.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yeah, but they were so damned efficient...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

and how!

 

[Guthrum]

Hahahaha.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hugo boss designed the nazi uniforms

hitler was a sensitive man

 

[Trylakos]

I don't think I've done many horrible things in my life. Although I used to bully this one kid in elementary. Looking back I actually feel bad I did it. I think at one point during a game of (whatever that one game was where there's a pole with a chain and a ball and you whack the ball around the pole or some shit like that, TRYLAKOS what is the name of it?)

Tetherball

 

[Ars Magna]

Necromunchkin is my new hero. Period.

 

[Demilich]

I think an overly appropriate addendum to this little story is that in July I saw the younger sister at my high school reunion (she and I were in the same grade, the sister/my ex was two years ahead of us). And when she came up to me I did actually began giggling uncontrollably.

 

[Evil?]

Necro wins.

 

[skeptik]

hugo boss designed the nazi uniforms

hitler was a sensitive man

The NJ state trooper uniforms are designed after the SS officer uniforms.

 

[E-bortion]

touched myself while smoking at a cigarette on my patio while looking at a neighbor. i waved shortly thereafter.

*edit*

i also put a car in a cooler once when i was around 3 before a trip some family's house. although i meant to protect it at the time, when i returned home and my parents found it dead, i still found it funny.

 

[Demilich]

damnit Acie i was expecting better from you!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well, you should know that Acie doesn't consider jacking off to prepubescent girls while jacked up on DXM to be immoral.

 

[E-bortion]

i havent had the opportunity to pee inside of a girl out of spite yet. i promise you though, the day it happens everyone will know. chances are ill touch myself to everyones reactions.

well, you should know that Acie doesn't consider jacking off to prepubescent girls while jacked up on DXM to be immoral.

Way to out me, dick. Seriously though, can't I appear a tad modest? :Smug:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

sorry dude.