dorian gray
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What's the most horrible thing you have ever done?
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Evil?
omghaxlol!1
eh, its just physical stuff...animal nature...ya know. *shrug*
monogamy isnt natural, per se....not to our type anyway.
That said, Ive been with my girl for 4 years and havent cheated on her once. She just doesnt deserve that.
You can see the paradoxical dilemna of my philosophy here.
monogamy isnt natural, per se....not to our type anyway.
That said, Ive been with my girl for 4 years and havent cheated on her once. She just doesnt deserve that.
You can see the paradoxical dilemna of my philosophy here.
dorian gray
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Ars Magna
Ars Magna Recordings
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
But she came face to face with the hate paste, eh?
Evil?
omghaxlol!1
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
Reign in Acai, remember when I used to hate you?
Just when you think you had all the answers. I changed the questions.
Demilich
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MFJ
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i told a professor that a friend of mine died so i could have an "excused" absence.
lame, yes. very lame.
lame, yes. very lame.
Demilich
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One time someone tried that at my work. Said his grandmother died. My manager (also my dad) called his mom and found out that his grandmother had been dead for years. He got fired.
MFJ
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I told my 2nd grade teacher that my dad had died in the Vietnam war (hahahahahaha I can't believe she actually considered that a truth), and apparently she had been a friend of his back in the day. She apparently called my mom totally bawling and freaking out to find out what happened. Funny shit, my parents thought it was hilarious.
But seriously... she met my dad AFTER the war. What a dumb skank...
But seriously... she met my dad AFTER the war. What a dumb skank...
Demilich
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Did your mom cover for you?
Once I stole a box of cookies from my 2nd grade teacher's desk for absolutely no reason and somehow they found me out. My mom was pissed. I think she made me return them! haha
Once I stole a box of cookies from my 2nd grade teacher's desk for absolutely no reason and somehow they found me out. My mom was pissed. I think she made me return them! haha
MFJ
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My mom was like "uh... my son is six years old. the Vietnam war was probably more than six years ago"
when i was super young, i thought that someone accidentally left a box of sunglasses at this gas station. i took one, but then my mom explained that the box was actually just the display case and that they were for sale. i had to return them.
when i was super young, i thought that someone accidentally left a box of sunglasses at this gas station. i took one, but then my mom explained that the box was actually just the display case and that they were for sale. i had to return them.
I'm still waiting on Guthrum and dorian to spill the beans.
I need some entertainment here
It was along the lines of what Mr. Dorian did.
I used to run into the house after playing outside and tell my mom my brother had died in the yard. She believed me every damn time too. As soon as she'd start to freak out, he'd come running in and we'd laugh our asses off. She'd always say she wouldn't believe us next time, but she did. She got me back a few times though.
Demilich
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Demilich
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God damn I'll never stop hating to hear about parents mistreating their kids!
Anyone who wants to vent to me, I'm a good listener
I've got some great parents, but there is some stuff they did that has scarred me for life. My mom dropped me off in a graveyard at night and drove away for a minute, but came back and got me. She did it because me and my brother were fighting in the backseat. But the thing that's haunted me the most, is I used to drink coffee all the time when I was little. And somehow, a gigantic booger made it into my coffee. So I'm drinking it and the next thing I know, I'm choking on this monster booger. Everyone denies they had anything to do with it. But I know it was them. I keep telling them, when they get really old and I have to take care of them, they can expect the same stuff they did to me. I'm going to put boogers in everyone's drinks. Leave someone on the side of the road, and scare the shit out of one of them until they cry.
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