What's the most horrible thing you have ever done?

[Krilons Resa]

We need to drag Dorian down and brand the scarlet letter into his chest.

 

[dorian gray]

that actually sounds kinda cool

 

[Guthrum]

We need to drag Dorian down and brand the scarlet letter into his chest.

 

[Ars Magna]

Let's just say it was something that married people aren't supposed to do.

Married people aren't supposed to do? Married people aren't supposed to do? You seriously need to share, man. If there are rules or something, I should really know about them. Maybe that's why my wife keeps trying to kill me!

 

[Reign in Acai]

In Kindergarten I had a child expelled by making a claim that he was playing with himself in the corner of the class room during nap time.

In 2nd grade I walked straight up to a poor ESL kid and kicked him straight in the mouth for no good reason.

When I was 7 I chased a young chick (of the poultry variety) next door in to the waiting jaws of the neighbors feline.

In 4th grade I pretended I had a life threatening stomach ache to avoid going to school for the majority of the school year. This was due to the fact that I had a phobia of using the school's toilets. No joke. What a faggot.

In 5th grade I punched my former best friend at Summer Camp straight in the face for no good reason whatsoever.

In 6th grade I did the same, to a new former best friend.

WHAT THE FUCK?!!? This is all a result of a fucked up childhood mind you. Father was a deadbeat thief who spent years in jail. Mother was a drug user who was in and out of the state penitentiary. Ever have the F.B.I break down your door and arrest your Madre along with her filthy mexican bf?!? I have so many stories that I can say in regards to this subject that it would take multiple threads to disclose. This actually was to my benefit in the long run. By their example I have not once touched a drug.

All in all, I think I turned out swell, other than the massive chip on my shoulder towards humanity. This is something I desperately need to work on as I have become more and more comfortable with being an anti-socialite. Is that a word?!?! Now it is.


Edit- This is pretty much the most open I have ever been on UM. I think you guys are starting to become like a family to me.








What am I saying?!?! This is the internet!

 

[skeptik]

did you see the thing in the news recently about how his relatives owned a slave who is the great-great grandfather of that black politician whose name i can't remember?

Yeah, Al Sharpton. Oh man, that's fucking awesome. Actually it was only his great-grandfather (according to what he said on The Daily Show last night), which is pretty fucking crazy. And it's even more hilarious since Thurmond loved the black wimenz and even had a kid or two.

 

[Demilich]

When I was 7 I chased a young chick (of the poultry variety) next door in to the waiting jaws of the neighbors feline.
WHAT THE FUCK?!!? This is all a result of a fucked up childhood mind you. Father was a deadbeat thief who spent years in jail. Mother was a drug user who was in and out of the state penitentiary. Ever have the F.B.I break down your door and arrest your Madre along with her filthy mexican bf?!? I have so many stories that I can say in regards to this subject that it would take multiple threads to disclose. This actually was to my benefit in the long run. By their example I have not once touched a drug.

All in all, I think I turned out swell, other than the massive chip on my shoulder towards humanity. This is something I desperately need to work on as I have become more and more comfortable with being an anti-socialite. Is that a word?!?! Now it is.

Jerry, making this post was a seriously commendable thing to do. I respect you that much more now. I knew this thread would result in a lot of us learning more about each other. I have an incredible amount of sympathy for people with difficult childhoods, especially through exposure to Amy, my ex, who until I read this post may have had the most retarded upbringing of anyone I had ever met. You're a good guy, and willingness to acknowledge and work on issues is a huge step in the right direction

 

[Dark One]

RiA's confessionals.... the next great RC Circle Jerk

 

[Demilich]

^ insensitivity alert! CANDY ANDY WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!

 

[Dark One]

Hey, quit spoiling the laughter.

 

[Demilich]

Reign in Acai, remember when I used to hate you?

 

[Dark One]

Welll... in your defense, that was before he revealed he almost had a Mexican father.

 

[Demilich]

I'm still waiting on Guthrum and dorian to spill the beans.

I need some entertainment here

 

[Krilons Resa]

^ insensitivity alert! CANDY ANDY WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!

LMFAO!


I have fucked up shit all over my childhood but thats not what this thread is about so save the dramticism RiA.































I keed, I keed!!

 

[Demilich]

I think I had the least fucked up childhood possible.

The last couple years on the other hand...

 

[Krilons Resa]

wimmenz.

 

[Evil?]

Did you jerk your cum crayon and color her white?

 

[dorian gray]

I didnt have to do anything really, but thanks for asking

 

[Evil?]

Did she jerk your cum crayon and color herself white?

 

[Evil?]

Did she suck your cum crayon and color her throat white?