What's the most horrible thing you have ever done?

[Furious B]

when i was sixteen my friends and i were rascals. we used to do mean stuff to people while driving. one thing we grown to liking was spraying people on the side of the rode with super-soakers™ (squirtguns/water pistols for those that are unfamiliar with them).

one extremely cold night in february, around 9:45-10 PMish, we're driving around looking for something to do and lo and behold there is a woman waiting for the bus. we plan our attack. roll up, roll down the windows "brace yoself, bitch" and BAMM three super-soaker assults on her ass. she screamed really loudly.

worst part about this, the woman was probably in her mid to late 60s. :/

 

[Krilons Resa]

^i remember that fad with people doing that!!

That was like THE thing to do.

 

[MFJ]

My mom dropped me off in a graveyard at night and drove away for a minute, but came back and got me. She did it because me and my brother were fighting in the backseat.

that's honestly really fucked up... I would NEVER do that.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I almost got kidnapped a couple times when I was young.

 

[MFJ]

when i was sixteen my friends and i were rascals. we used to do mean stuff to people while driving. one thing we grown to liking was spraying people on the side of the rode with super-soakers™ (squirtguns/water pistols for those that are unfamiliar with them).

one extremely cold night in february, around 9:45-10 PMish, we're driving around looking for something to do and lo and behold there is a woman waiting for the bus. we plan our attack. roll up, roll down the windows "brace yoself, bitch" and BAMM three super-soaker assults on her ass. she screamed really loudly.

worst part about this, the woman was probably in her mid to late 60s. :/

dude... i don't know how anyone could ever do that. i realize that you're probably not shitty like that anymore, but whatever could possess someone to do such shit is beyond me. kids around here do it all of the time. if i EVER got a chance to beat the life out of them, I would do it in a heartbeat all while making them realize why it was happening.

 

[Demilich]

Guthrum, how old were you when that happened?

edit: lol, Furious B's story reminded me of something someone invited me to go do with them once but i said no. They called it "Jew hunting," and they'd pretty much drive around and yell at anyone who looked like a Jew.

 

[Guthrum]

I was between 7 and 9.

 

[Demilich]

oh man

lol, well if you say your parents were mostly good i'll take your word for it

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol @ jew hunting.

 

[Evil?]

I've got some great parents, but there is some stuff they did that has scarred me for life. My mom dropped me off in a graveyard at night and drove away for a minute, but came back and got me. She did it because me and my brother were fighting in the backseat. But the thing that's haunted me the most, is I used to drink coffee all the time when I was little. And somehow, a gigantic booger made it into my coffee. So I'm drinking it and the next thing I know, I'm choking on this monster booger. Everyone denies they had anything to do with it. But I know it was them. I keep telling them, when they get really old and I have to take care of them, they can expect the same stuff they did to me. I'm going to put boogers in everyone's drinks. Leave someone on the side of the road, and scare the shit out of one of them until they cry.

 

[MFJ]

for the record, Jerry making fun of blacks is hilarious. I don't want him to think that I'm against his true hilarity.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

for the record, Jerry making fun of blacks is hilarious. I don't want him to think that I'm against his true hilarity.

It's worded so well you can't help but find it funny.

 

[Ars Magna]

I was (un)fortunate enough to attend catholic gradeschool until I was kicked out in the 8th grade for beating the shit out of a kid. Anyway, when I was in 6th grade (I think) my friend and I used to sneak into the back room of the church and steal bags of those stale fucking wafers they tried to pass as Hey-Zeus's body. We'd take them onto the playground and give them to the little kids. They liked that about as much as they liked my black satin Alleister Fiend coat.

 

[skeptik]

Oh yeah, I take food from the church all the time (since I work in one). Whatever, I consider myself entitled, so I guess it doesn't really count as a "horrible thing."

 

[EricT]

Hmm... My actual worst thing I've done was somewhat warranted. You see, a group of kids were joyriding in my area and I happened to be standing outside having a smoke with a friend. They yelled at us something along the lines of "Get haircuts you fucking fags!" then drove off in the direction of the local 7-11. Me, being the loose screw I am, decided it would be a good idea to chase them down in my friends car. So we got into the car and took off. We arrived in the 7-11 parking lot where 3 of them, not the driver, were sitting in the car in the parking lot. I hopped out the car I was in, and ran up and jumped onto the hood, and then the roof of their car (it was a brand new altima I believe)... I played trampoline on the roof for a minute then jumped down, and as they crouched in terror of the madman in front of them, I opened up one of their doors (one of the idiots forgot to lock his door) and dragged him out of the car and proceeded to yell random bullshit at him as he whimpered and cried. Then I noticed he looked a bit young... I looked at the rest of the kids in the car... all of them looked a bit young. The driver came rushing out of the store when he noticed me at his car and started yelling at me to stop. I asked him why I should. He then explained he was taking his little cousins home and his little brother was with him too, naming off all their ages to be about 11-13. He then started apologizing like mad, saying he was sorry for yelling what he did... I then laughed and went home.

So the worst thing I've ever done, almost beat the shit outta 3 little kids for their older siblings actions. And left a massive dent in this guys roof and hood.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

haha ironically you probably made him feel worse about it than you would have had it been him in the car

 

[Krilons Resa]

...
So the worst thing I've ever done, almost beat the shit outta 3 little kids ...

LMAO!

 

[Necromunchkin]

I still have to go with the whole sister thing when I was nineteen. I know posted it here at some other point, but to abbreviate the tale;

I was involved with a woman who had been unbeknownst to me fucking a good friend of mine. I found out, and we broke up. Well, I was a big party hosted by the very same friend. There was much drinking, and said girl was talking about getting back together and wanting me, blah blah. Her sister, who was eighteen had been making googly eyes at me. Well, I got her alone, we did naughty things, and I went down on her for a good time, got my face all freaking lubed up with her happy juices. And lips still drying with the sticky goodness, I found my ex and gave her a big french kiss, lots of tongue, and we did naughty things. And afterward, then I told he she should go ask her sister what she'd been up to earlier that evening...

 

[Claws of Perdition]

^ you sir win! that is awesome

 

[Reign in Acai]

Incredible!