Which way do you wipe your ass?

[Belligerent]

I had this argument a few days ago with some people so i'd like to see what everyone here has to say about this.
(directed at the dudes here but women can answer too)

After your done dropping a deuce do you stand up COMPLETELY and then wipe?
OR
stay seated on the bowl (hovering) and then wipe?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

oh fucking no not this again

 

[Belligerent]

Hey this thread is innovative! You've never seen this before

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

i so have!

 

[Mort Divine]

I just lift one side up

 

[AchrisK]

^Same

How is it even possible to do it properly while standing up?

 

[Belligerent]

^I get the full wipe by standing up. Try it sometime you'll be amazed.

btw I want to see some votes people!

 

[Onder]

Belligerent, which hand do you use?

 

[Belligerent]

The fapping hand of course.

 

[Onder]

I so knew you don't use a paper.

 

[DarkBliss]

I saw the exact same thread on RYM a few days ago.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

It was on RC last year.

 

[Belligerent]

I've never posted/lurked on RC.

 

[DarkBliss]

What about RateYourMusic?

 

[no country for old wainds]

i saw this thread on sot2 i think. or maybe im confusing it with the thread about pissing in the shower

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Might've been on SOT2 also, actually...

 

[The Ozzman]

This was on Amplitude-X about 3 weeks ago.

Lame.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I start off by lifting up my right bum cheek, then wipe by sticking my finger up my butthole a lil bit to get the meaty chunks out, then just wiping normally, then once most is gone, I go in from the front and rub over the outside of my anus to clear it up.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

:zombie:

 

[False Joe]

Lift up the cheek and wipe.

Wtf with standing up??