Which way do you wipe your ass?

Ok, which way do you wipe your ass?

  • By standing up completely

    Votes: 18 29.0%
  • Hovering over the toilet bowl

    Votes: 37 59.7%
  • I don't wipe

    Votes: 7 11.3%

  • Total voters
    62
UM - where thread about wiping ass transforms to thread about fucking dead people with flaccid dicks.
 
Hey Lotus-Eater, the little description beneath your ID says "You're Worst Nightmare." Are you saying that I am your worst nightmare? Because if you keep using incorrect grammar, I can be...
 
Hey Lotus-Eater, the little description beneath your ID says "You're Worst Nightmare." Are you saying that I am your worst nightmare? Because if you keep using incorrect grammar, I can be...

Yeah hah....

It's not possible for you to be my worst nightmare. Not even close.

My worse nightmare would be to wake up dead

I'm really not OVERLY concerned with grammar or punctuation on a metal forum.
 
Yeah hah....

It's not possible for you to be my worst nightmare. Not even close.

My worse nightmare would be to wake up dead

I'm really not OVERLY concerned with grammar or punctuation on a metal forum.

but the real question is, do you really wake up dead? no you die in your sleep. however, waking up and being undead... that would be awesome