Which way do you wipe your ass?
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mutantllama
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Well, sometimes I can take a nice clean shit, and don't need to wipe. Maybe some people always take clean shits.
Demonic viscera
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You have to at least lean forwrd a bunch. Sounds like some people like to reach into the bowl. You do know that there are other turds down there recently right? Not to mention pee.
Demonic viscera
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Oh and asfor which way do i wipe..front to back for a clean sac.....back to front means smelly cunt.
that's a dozen kinds of gross.
Um....it's not like you're sitting on a steaming mound of shit that reaches up to an inch away from your asshole. You don't get your ass all shitty wiping it.
Demonic viscera
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mutantllama
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I don't need to spread my cheeks. What I need is easy access without having to stick my hand in small space between the toilet seat and my ass. That seems bizarre to me. Also I meant admiring the turd not the cleanliness of your ass.
Xorv
Drug the Priest
People shit in mc donalds, but on the floor. I've worked there I know. They also like to clog the toilet with their shit and gobs of wet toilet paper. Their kids are assholes to and like to take dumps in the play place. Then the manager likes to put me back on grill because he's the type of guy that made good choices in his life 
On a diff note. Who here pisses in urinals or do you just piss in a toilet in public restrooms? since I'm kinda short so I don't feel good setting my sack and pack on top the urinal cake
On a diff note. Who here pisses in urinals or do you just piss in a toilet in public restrooms? since I'm kinda short so I don't feel good setting my sack and pack on top the urinal cake
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Who cares.
ShredHeadJHJ
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I do a combination of A & B. First I wipe all the crud from my asshole & around my ass. When I wipe & nothing is on the toilet paper I will know my job here is done. One thing though... My ass sweats when I sit on the toilet seat. I stand up & do a once over & wipe to get any sweat off.
Taking a good shit is a very good feeling & it should not go unrewarded. I like to take my time, relax, & relieve myself. No 90 second shitters for me. The shit process should take from 6-15 minutes. Do so & you will be much more relieved. To all you 90 second shitters out there, try my method, then when you are done give yourself a pat on the back.
Taking a good shit is a very good feeling & it should not go unrewarded. I like to take my time, relax, & relieve myself. No 90 second shitters for me. The shit process should take from 6-15 minutes. Do so & you will be much more relieved. To all you 90 second shitters out there, try my method, then when you are done give yourself a pat on the back.
ShredHeadJHJ
oh noes itz a opinionn
You see, you must either be scronny or you literally have no butt cheeks. When you stand your cheeks naturally go back together, therefore that would mean that there's more shit to wipe if your cheeks go back to their natural position & there's still shit in the middle. The shit would get stuck to the inside of both cheeks, not just on one side or around the hole. I don't want to have to do extra wiping, but a once over when you stand up is completely acceptable in my eyes.
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