Which way do you wipe your ass?

[viewerfromnihil]

Only faggots wipe the cum off of their asshole after a long, hard night of strenuous butt sex.

*fixed

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

viewer from nihil, you are cool and everything but your sig annoys me and just makes you look fucking stupid.

 

[Lotus-Eater]

I was once on a fishing charter boat. There was no toilet paper in the fuckin head. Had to use dollar bills to wipe my shithole. Needless to say it cost me about 7 or 8 bucks for that dump.

 

[Lotus-Eater]

viewer from nihil, you are cool and everything but your sig annoys me and just makes you look fucking stupid.

Funny part about it. He probably has no knowledge about Obama or any of his policies or beliefs.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I assume not, he is probably just racist and or a dumb Republican.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

viewer from nihil, you are cool and everything but your sig annoys me and just makes you look fucking stupid.

i know, i just really don't like anything about obama and i found the picture kinda funny plus, my old sig was gigantic so i figured i'd change it

Funny part about it. He probably has no knowledge about Obama or any of his policies or beliefs.

i do, i'm not your everyday racist dumb republican

I assume not, he is probably just racist and or a dumb Republican.

not the first time i've heard that

 

[Lotus-Eater]

I assume not, he is probably just racist and or a dumb Republican.

Him being from Mechanicsville, Maryland. I'll go with racist.

 

[Lotus-Eater]

Dumb Racist for that matter.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Dumb Racist for that matter.

annoying spamming troll? possibly

 

[Lotus-Eater]

annoying spamming troll? possibly

No, you're not a spamming troll. Just a dumb racist.

 

[Lotus-Eater]

Out of curiousity, you seem to want to proudly display that stupid picture. What exactly do you find Obama to be a lier about?

Bet ya have a difficult time answering that.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

No, you're not a spamming troll. Just a dumb racist.

maybe you didn't notice but, "annoying spamming troll" was directed towards you

now, stfu or gtfo... your choice, i've avoided getting banned a few too many times on UM and i really don't want to get banned over you


edit: i'm not wasting my time telling your ass why i dislike obama especially considering the fact you're being a major dick. i've said why in previous threads

 

[Lotus-Eater]

Just as I thought, a racist with no way to back up anything he says or displays. Good. I am now done with you. I no longer need to make you look foolish. You do a good job yourself.

I think I'll go take a shit now. I'll let you all know how I wiped my asshole.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

ugh, we'll continue this arguement through messaging, due to the fact that i don't want to...

1. get banned

2. have everybody on UM jump on my ass at once



oh, and i hope you'll enjoy the process of me shooting everything you say down

 

[Lotus-Eater]

ugh, we'll continue this arguement through messaging, due to the fact that i don't want to...

1. get banned

2. have everybody on UM jump on my ass at once



oh, and i hope you'll enjoy the process of me shooting everything you say down

Not overly concerned with you "shooting everything I say down" But, you can certainly try. I like have one fool on forums to continuosly ridicule. I guess your it.uke:uke:

 

[Lotus-Eater]

Please, back to the wiping of asses. Front to back, back to front. Standing, sitting, leaning to one side. With or without baby wipes.

When was the last time you sharted???

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i sharted a half an hour ago, front to back, standing, only had to wipe once

 

[Tonka Time]

^I get the full wipe by standing up. Try it sometime you'll be amazed.

btw I want to see some votes people!

lmfao, its funny cus its true.

 

[mutantllama]

is it your job to clean them?

Yes. Well part of it. I'm a custodian at a Health Food Co-op.

 

[Belligerent]

On 4 shits in 4 hours.
Last one was a stander upper with a 9 wiper.