Who has had sex while listening to Opeth

[daliup]

Thread idea inspired by Necropeth!

Share your experiences! How was it? During what part of the song did you cum? etc. Details please!

Most important question - was Opeth better than sex?!

 

[pyr0rrzzz]

Finally some quality threads popping up here again

I'm serious

 

[Ümlaut]

How the hell do you 'fuck' to Opeth?

 

[ever dying]

Nope not me..
But I must say, the intro to The Grand Canjuration must have a nice shag-a-licious rythym..

 

[daliup]

How the hell do you 'fuck' to Opeth?

I don't know dude! I haven't done it to Opeth... yet! - but I imagine the mellow parts would be great!!! As well as the heavy parts with rough sex and all!

 

[Metalstrm]

Yes, while listening to Deliverance. I remember thinking Master's Apprentice has a perfect intro rhythm for some intense stuff.

 

[Vivören]

I just fuck the hole in the cd.

Fits like a glove.

 

[BrutalD]

You could time the cumshot for the acoustic ending of Demon of the Fall, that would be intense, and the Lotus Eater blast beats would be badass

 

[GT2000]

I bet some of you fan-boy types like to masturbate to Mike's portrait

 

[Metalstrm]

I just fuck the hole in the cd.

Fits like a glove.

Yours must truly be a small one, my friend.

 

[Holocaust on the Moon]

I just fuck the hole in the cd.

Fits like a glove.

That hole is tiny.

 

[Vivören]

Watch your back, motherfucker.

Pencil Penis comin' at cha!

 

[Metalstrm]

You said you could bend even me. So which song do you wanna listen to while I break your anus with my Humongous Rod of Penetration?

Edit: Your petite, flowery, French anus.

 

[Lothlorien]

You said you could bend even me. So which song do you wanna listen to while I break your anus with my Humongous Rod of Penetration?

Edit: Your petite, flowery, French anus.

lol, ur gay.

 

[Metalstrm]

^ No way. I wouldn't touch a man with a ten-foot pole.

 

[Necropeth]

Your about to cum and all of a sudden "Runnnn awayyyyyy, run awayyyyyyyyy run awayyyyyyyy."

 

[Vivören]

^ No way. I wouldn't touch a man with a ten-foot pole.

Oh you'd love to touch a man with a long pole, wouldn't ya?

 

[Necropeth]

Ugh....god damnit.

 

[Metalstrm]

Oh you'd love to touch a man with a long pole, wouldn't ya?

Yes, if that man in question is you, and the pole in question is a medieval spear impaling your throat.

 

[Vivören]

You don't need to be a Freudian to see what you're really saying.

The spear = your penis
My throat = my throat

Just say you want a man to suck your Maltese falcon. You want rugged chin beards to tickle your Maltesers. You'll feel so much better if you just admit it to yourself.