Who has had sex while listening to Opeth

[daliup]

I just fuck the hole in the cd.

Fits like a glove.

Yours must truly be a small one, my friend.

That hole is tiny.

Watch your back, motherfucker.

Pencil Penis comin' at cha!

You said you could bend even me. So which song do you wanna listen to while I break your anus with my Humongous Rod of Penetration?

Edit: Your petite, flowery, French anus.

OK NOW, STOP IT! This is a SERIOUS topic! Keep it serious... no gay talk here! PM your gayness each other!

 

[Mantraschism]

Not had sex, but I've done a lot leading up to it while listening to Opeth once. I had my 'Opeth favorites' playlist going on the X-Box 360, and I think things actually started 'happening' around the Deliverance/Damnation part of the list. (My playlists are in chronological order.) To be honest, I stopped paying much attention to the music long before that. =P Except that once during 'In Mist She Was Standing' while we were sitting on the couch, holding, she remarked that it was 'romantic' (meaning the music and the situation). \m/

 

[Necropeth]

Dude, a girlfriend that finds opeth romantic is automatic win. Christ. Imagine having sex to Black Rose Immortal.

 

[Kenneth R.]

You all need a life.

 

[Hedon-]

^i wont be the one to say "irony at its best" ill leave the line to someone else because im not some greedy jew

 

[achip]

What's sex?

 

[Necropeth]

I have a hard time understanding why people don't recognize jokes when they see them. Cmon kenneth!

 

[Vivören]

What's sex?

It's what your parents shouldn't have had nine months prior to your birth.

 

[maneatingbrick]

I once did it to the 2nd half of still life. It kind of works aswell in a wierd way.

 

[burntoast]

You all need a life.

Where could I attain said item?

 

[achip]

It's what your parents shouldn't have had nine months prior to your birth.

Touche.

 

[Necropeth]

Where could I attain said item?

+1

 

[Necropeth]

Didnt Mike say once that Deliverance was about fucking someone in the ass? I wonder if the song gives you magical powers. Be careful, you just might kill the girl.

 

[Holocaust on the Moon]

OK NOW, STOP IT! This is a SERIOUS topic! Keep it serious... no gay talk here! PM your gayness each other!

I bet you have very pretty eyes.

 

[burntoast]

Didnt Mike say once that Deliverance was about fucking someone in the ass? I wonder if the song gives you magical powers. Be careful, you just might kill the girl.

I certainly don't think that's what it's about, but there's an intimacy in the song that just can't be achieved through anal sex.

 

[Vivören]

there's an intimacy in the song that just can't be achieved through anal sex.

Oh you haven't lived.

 

[burntoast]

I know. I'm an anal sex virgin.

 

[Metalstrm]

Come over here Vivoren, let me show you something. Yes, yes.... yes yes, closer...

*inpales vivoren with his spear*

That's what you get for crossing a knight of the order of st. john.

 

[abandonedwaz]

PEAC EOUT

 

[Necropeth]

I thought this thread was about having sex while listening to opeth? Replace "spear" with cock please.