Who has had sex while listening to Opeth

[the opeth affinity]

You could time the cumshot for the acoustic ending of Demon of the Fall, that would be intense, and the Lotus Eater blast beats would be badass

, You've thought about it so much i dont know if its funny or disturbing................

 

[daliup]

I bet you have very pretty eyes.

Yes I fucking do actually!

Too many gays in this thread! But whatever floats your boat...

 

[BrutalD]

This thread revives the whole forum. It is made of win.

One could start a blowjob with When, and as soon as the intro ends and the heavy part come in, you could go from some light touching to some beasty facefuck, just imagine it while listening to that intro. Please keep that image in your mind forever + The Lotus Eater Mario Section is made of sex0rz.

 

[Necropeth]

 

[Light]

Some of you people are seriously odd.

Opeth is wanking music, not shagging music.

The Scissor Sisters is shagging music.

Rogue Traders is good for when you're chucking it up trap 2.

Ligeti's Requiem in D Minor+friends is perfect for the most awesome blowjob ever.

The soundtrack from the original SNES version of Super Mario Bros. is about as close as you're ever going to come to touching the divine.

Frank Sinatra sucks (apart from that one track).

 

[osmosis2259]

all i did was make out with my gf while listening to Burden. It was pretty chill. I dont think I can have sex while listening to opeth

 

[Light]

Try drinking each other's piss to Cannibal Corpse. Try eating Jaffa Cakes dead quickly to Savatage.

 

[Carta's]

Once I wanked following Deliverance outro's rythm.

 

[Light]

I once was thinking of Opeth in my head whilst browsing through several different brands of wireless router at an electronics megastore in Poland.

 

[Jackehh]

Where could I attain said item?

[ame]http://www.amazon.com/Still-Life-Opeth/dp/B0013N4AT0/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1214261831&sr=8-3[/ame]


^This.

 

[intothetrees]

http://www.amazon.com/Still-Life-Op...bs_sr_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1214261831&sr=8-3


^This.

there's cheaper ones on ebay though.
nvm that... i thought it was a link to get a life... FAIL!

 

[Eugenics]

Many times. Watershed has been the main one lately.

 

[opethpainter]

well i did, some years ago... me and my first GF used to have opeth and other stuff as a distant sonic background

 

[Necropeth]

Finally some actual answers!

 

[GT2000]

Quick answer: Mike

 

[Sefeed]

There was a movie called Deliverance where a guy was raped in the ass.

 

[SerenityNow!]

Dude, a girlfriend that finds opeth romantic is automatic win. Christ. Imagine having sex to Black Rose Immortal.

Can't last that long.

Anyone think Mike fucks to Opeth? C'mon, Mike, out with it!!!

 

[SerenityNow!]

Didnt Mike say once that Deliverance was about fucking someone in the ass? I wonder if the song gives you magical powers. Be careful, you just might kill the girl.

Yeah, and Heir Apparent is about TITS!!!

 

[SerenityNow!]

ROTFL!

My girlfriend likes Opeth, but I don't think she'd find the death metal vocals... umm... "conducive" to the mood. (Porcupine Tree has definitely worked in the past, though!) Still, I could try making a mix cd of only the most mood-enhancing Opeth songs, saving some of the heavier stuff for towards the end of the cd... Hmmmmmmmm...

What would the ultimate Opeth bedroom cd consist of? Gotta put some thought into this one; now I'm curious to see if it'll work! lol

Working on that for my GF. She likes Opeth's non-growl songs. Big improvement from the other chick I've been with. Do Still Day..., but it's gotta be outside (you know...in the sun).

I think gonna rape her in an hour or so. She's sleeping, sooooo........:hotjump::hotjump::hotjump:

 

[brownden]

i've masterbated to Opeth while looking at band photos. does that count?