Why do Italians sleep around so much?

[Wolfman Von Jones]

?

Nick

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Do you think old people can be cute?

Nick

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

(*snifs* Hmmm.. Is that booze or..? Heheh)

Cos Italians are (teh) charming? *dreams*
Their..raven black hair.. Their beautiful eyes.. Their spaghetti.. Yummy.. ...And their chest hair. eek: u_u,,)


Hmm.. Well, they've got the reputation, why not use it?

 

[rahvin]

Cos Italians are (teh) charming? *dreams*

*beams with pride*

Their..raven black hair..

*dyes hair black* check!

Their beautiful eyes..

check!

Their spaghetti..

*buys spaghetti* check!

Yummy.. ...And their chest hair.

*glues hair to chest* check!

ok, now what?

@nick: i don't sleep around at all!

@nick: my granddad is teh cute.

rahvin.

 

[Miolo]

Cos Italians are (teh) charming? *dreams*
Their..raven black hair.. Their beautiful eyes.. Their spaghetti.. Yummy.. ...And their chest hair. (! u_u,,)

@nick: pardon?

Miolo

 

[hyena]

well, i don't have any chest hair, if you so permit.

not even jet-black hair on my head, more light brown... and my eyes are pretty common. that must be why i don't sleep around at all, although i doubt that chest hair would be helpful.

 

[Caelestia]

*makes note to self to collect more italian friends*

 

[Arch]

Italians... the people who talk with their hands, gets tired... so they sleep a lot.

 

[Wanderingblade]

Ironically, the only Italian I know in real life is a complete twat and bears a strong facial resembelance to the Ace of Spades.

 

[rahvin]

Italians... the people who talk with their hands, gets tired... so they sleep a lot.

my hands often provide better conversation than you.

rahvin.

 

[Miolo]

Italians... the people who talk with their hands

absolutely correct. that's why i sold my mouth years ago for a big amount of money.

Miolo (who eats with his feet )

 

[Arch]

my hands often provide better conversation than you.

rahvin.

Talk to the hand, cuz Rahvin ain't listening.

 

[Siren]

Awww, italians are a cute race. :Spin:
Even though the raven black hair, chest hair and hairy errrrrr i mean pretty eyes, could apply to greek men too...

 

[Ormir]

Awww, italians are a cute race. :Spin:
Even though the raven black hair, chest hair and hairy errrrrr i mean pretty eyes, could apply to greek men too...

But Greeks aren't as evil. [insert emoticon]

 

[Dark_Jester]

Seeing we're on racial slurs today.
Stupid hated British.
With their stiff upper lips, bad teeth and obsessive overweening arrogance.
If I get one more 'convict' comment from someone who can't even SPELL convict, I shall show them why my great great whatever grandfather got sent over for
Sheep-stealing, naturally

 

[Malaclypse]

if it was only stealing...

 

[mousewings]

This thread is funny.

 

[Natural Born Chaos]

I definitely don't have black hair (I tried dying it black, but it kind of came out blue), and I definitely don't have chest hair. Then again, I don't get any either. So, have my parents been lying to me?

 

[rahvin]

Then again, I don't get any either. So, have my parents been lying to me?

your parents actually promised you you would get some?

rahvin.

 

[Caelestia]

Seeing we're on racial slurs today.
Stupid hated British.
With their stiff upper lips, bad teeth and obsessive overweening arrogance.

you forgot to mention 'bad food'