Guys, you have no fucking clue how ridiculous those glasses are until you see them on more guys than girls. Welcome to the last five years in Italy. Fortunately (for me, not for you) they are slowly going out of style here, which means it's just hitting it's stride in the states. I'd say you've got another year or two years of seeing those hideously ugly sunglasses.
It's not that Italian *ahem* "men" are gay, although there are a lot of them...they're just a bunch of metrosexual pansies. It's really disgusting when you see the high fashion over here and how ridiculous it is.
Ok, being from the states, we have somewhat of an affinity with other cultures' fashions...but imagine how it is when you live in the fashion capital of the world. You walk around and you just want to start beating people for wearing something so hideously ugly because you know it's not because it looks good; it's because it's in fashion. We call these people "truzzi", which is basically Italian for prep, yuppie, etc.
Oh yeah, and we can't forget the pink clothes as well! Not only that, we can't forget the couples who go out with matching outfits.
Yes, we have beautiful women in Italy, but we also have sad, sad excuses for males. I won't call them men because they aren't men...they're a bunch of mama's boys.
Oh, and it's A-R-B-I-T-E-R.